marketo champ/fearless 50 alum and web front end/data katamari by trade - urbexer, artist and game enthusiast by night. opinions are mine 👌

Joined July 2008
I'm aware that I can't talk shit, but good God man. I want to shake them into reality, EMPATHY, for themselves if anything. Ugh. ADHD is not a fun quirky marketing tactic, neurodiversity is a bitch and anyone telling you otherwise is selling you something.
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lol I try to get a friend on my algorithm, two weeks in advance we know the reels delay - load the app and WTF an old coworker is top of feed, cringe marketing video on repeat, and all I want to comment is THIS IS NOT DEMURE
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"If the truth can be told simply enough to be understood, it will be believed."
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Perception, predisposition, intention, interpretation, body language, words used...so many individual ways for a concept to simplify to be heard from point A to point B. Communication can be powerful when you're present and free enough to understand the concepts at hand.
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Are you wide awake, counting the stars? Or just lying, lying in the dark?
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oh hell, just saw how PDA isn't "persistent demand for autonomy" that it's more "perceived denial of autonomy" and now I'm done Fuck it lol
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I have nothing to say anymore, but I would probably die to experience Odesza - The Last Goodbye in Omnia in Vegas. Saw Zedd there once, I think lol - it was like a spaceship, Odesza would be divine 🙌
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Just wow 🤯 I had no idea "making fun" on Netflix was this bad
Cool, tell them Jimmy stole the idea from a woman and the producers shot down the idea of having a woman on the show. It will give them something to look forward to if they ever consider a career in STEM.
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The expression “call a spade a spade” comes from the work of Plutarch, who originally wrote “call a fig a fig & a trough a trough.” Figs & troughs were crude slang for the Vulva, so what Plutarch meant was “call a c*nt a c*nt”. When Erasmus (1466-1536) translated Plutarch’s work & changed it to a garden spade to avoid embarrassment.
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so apparently there's a vaccine for utis now AND you can get the hpv vaccine even if you're up to 45 years old and these two things are not universal knowledge so, y'know, just putting that out there
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Spreading the good word 🙇🏻‍♀️
I must spread the word of our lord and savior Kasuga Ichiban, who is full of heart and dumb of ass.
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Feel like this works for me on this particular social network.
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The fact PDA can mean *both* "pathological demand avoidance" AND "persistent demand for autonomy" says SO MUCH to me rn and I can't
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When your demands don't make actual sense, FUCK YOU! that's how it translates for anyone not on the level, which is a lot bc I've always been an alien lol
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I did not style my hair today. I had one zoom meeting when I needed to be on camera. I looked different, so I was asked if I had gotten a fade. No, I just didn't do my hair because I'm 💀 this week, thank you 🙏
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If you see this tweet, quote tweet it with the most recent photo you took of your pet. No cheating.
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Redid my mantle today for the warm season after a trip to the art store.
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I'm watching the new Luther movie on Netflix, and he throws a guy in a chair and says "I need you to SIT THERE and do NOTHING silly." and now I will use this on my children
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We're talking about HTML here so behind the curtain it's probably shit code, but whoa man. Stuff of dreams, imagine uploading a chicken scratch sketch into dreamweaver and having a site. Can't wait to see how fashioning your v own custom algorithm will echo soon and it's 🤯💖😬
Greg Brockman (@gdb) of OpenAI just demoed GPT-4 creating a working website from an image of a sketch from his notebook. It’s the coolest thing I’ve *ever* seen in tech. If you extrapolate from that demo, the possibilities are endless. A glimpse into the future of computing.
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Finally watching the Mandalorian with my kids. 3yr old: so, so if they take his hat off, would he be like, be like a bloody people? 😬 Suddenly I'm v disturbed
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