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Long story, too much to tell!

Central/Keystone City
Joined March 2011
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Ha... hahaaaa... WHELP, that was awkward.
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[Txt:] Helena, I sent a Dick pic. Please respond. @HRBertinelli
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I can’t tell which Earth dimension I’m living in these days.
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Which Earth am I on? Why do I have long hair and a goatee? Why is the Annoying Orange in the White House?
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Ever ran so fast, your pants fell down? ...Yeah. Just happened.
Dad jokes are the best part about parenting.
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... And that there's a new Powerpuff Girls series. Thanks @IreyWest for the update. Sweetie, you know I live upstairs, right?
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Seriously? I come back to Twitter only to find out I'm losing a popularity poll to HAL JORDAN??
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Replying to @IreyWest
@IreyWest Go away, Irey! I'm pooping!
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Wally West retweeted
I've got the best daddy in the whole wide world!
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Thank god she clarified, otherwise Wally was gonna hafta choke a bat.
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Wally West retweeted
Who has time for boys? I don't!
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I'd have five more sets of twins with that man.
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Sugar is a serious 'no-no' in this house.
We have groceries! I'm just trying to cut these kids back on sugary cereals.
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This is what I get for choosing to fight evil over grocery shopping. #DadProblems