Barry Allen (Flash)

So...looks like I'm totally whelmed.

"Pot calling the kettle black."

“Good old Johnny boy, the human ashtray.”

“This isn’t justice, it’s just another one of the famous Barry Allen mistakes. He was my family for Christ sakes, goddamnit I’m an idiot!”

“Wally’s dead & it’s my fault, I let him go to sanctuary alone.”

“You know I actually have to do detective work, I should get advice from Manhunter.”

“A Scooby Doo villain? My uncle Freddie? A demon?”

“Alien...Amazon? Martian?!”

“Don’t you dare Thawne!”

He looked around for moment. “So are you like us...You know...A meta?!”

“Big belly run! On the double.”

He extended his hand cautiously & curiously. “I’m Barry..Barry Allen & you are? Ms. Flirty lady?”

“Yes, for all intensive purposes you’ve got legs now. you can finally see more of the world besides these four walls.” He smiled.

He nearly chocked on air. “Did Hal send you here...Wait was it Ollie, I bet it was Ollie. Who paid you to say that?”

“Well. That’s no good.” He runs around the house looking for spare parts, with brazen speed he build an emanator. “I just read 12 hours worth of instructors on how to build that thing, happy birthday joi.”

“Must teach A.I. jokes.” He added that to his bucket list.

He darted his eyes, wondering if he was being pranked. “Me? I’m just plain old Barry Allen CSI, not Calvin Klein or anything.”

“OoF! Tiny bladder.”

He walked forward and looked into her eyes. “I don’t believe that, my mom used to tell me it’s not where you come from that makes who you are. It’s where you going.”

“Caitlin, I left the toilet seat up!”

“I’m a speedster and I can’t get drunk.”