29. He/Him. Gamer. Welder. Writer. Grass toucher. Ass enjoyer. Ancient celestial traveler.

Joined June 2019
I make Shepard and friends wear expensive suits on Noveria so it feels like I'm on a true espionage mission
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Evangelical's craven embrace of the most obvious conman in human history is so blatantly structured like a Greek tragedy that it feels farcical beyond belief. Something out of a bad 80's kids cartoon
move over Jesus -- Trump says he'll "lead us to a period of time in Christianity that nobody else can do"
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Yeah she’s called my GIRLfriend !!!
That one friend you jack off to
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Might have to pause my Mass Effect playthrough and jump on Dragon’s Dogma 2 again. I’m getting fomo
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At the movies with my girlfriend and the ONLY other people in here got seats right next to us
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Sometimes it’s the mass we effected along the way
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me and spongebob would laugh so much together
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People call themselves some bullshit like “The Dallas Foodie” and eat a bacon cheeseburger in their 2015 Ford Focus saying dumb shit to the camera like “mmm it’s very bacony” yeah that’s on account of the bacon you fucking idiot
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*gulps* he's right behind me isn't he
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it’s actually crazy how badly i need to be outside in nature to regulate myself. like if i don’t get to The Forest every other day i start losing my mind
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Bet this feels soooo good
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Is this supposed to be cool on some weird corner of the internet?
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skyhold 🍂 #dragonage
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you know a game is good when u play it and its good
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I can only imagine Shepard's feelings when he sees this thing for the first time, looming among the red clouds and piercing the air with its electronic shrieking
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Sebastian Shepard, the "Ruthless" Colonist. He regrets sacrificing his team on Torfan. He killed the slavers who murdered his family, but sent his squad to their deaths in doing so. He's lost his family and his team. Plagued by sorrow and loss, he seeks absolution.
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Back on my bullshit
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secunda is one of those soundtracks that screams home. every time you hear it, you feel like you're being transported back to skyrim, and suddenly the urge to reinstall hits you like a truck
Skyrim really does have unmatched aura.
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Do you think there are balding Na’vi in the Avatar world. Bald Na'vi wearing a toupee, has to pretend like he's emotionally connecting with the tree. “Ooo no yeah the tree ooo ahh”
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POV you’re a broken structural weld
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