living on a steady diet of government cheese

Van down by the river
Joined December 2012
Nick P retweeted
If you’re waiting in line to meet your favorite team’s quarterbacks wife you’ve gotta call the number. I don’t know which number, but call it
The Queen of the North doing a Meet and Greet at MARKET BASKET?!?! A TRUE NEW ENGLANDER! WE ARE NOT WORTHY!!!!!
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Liberty Biberty on my TV immediately after the Pats shank a chip shot field goal
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TIL that Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007) is apparently one of the least woke movies of all time
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FOOTBALL SCHOOL
LOOK AT POP! @UMassFootball QB Pop Watson out LEAD blocking for T.Y. Harding's 56-yard reverse TD run! You LOVE to see it!
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Nick P retweeted
Antonio Meucci didn't die for this
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Massachusetts high school football on the SC Top 10!
Nantucket Whalers senior defensive back Kyden Whitfield's incredible fourth quarter interception against East Bridgewater yesterday made @SportsCenter’s Top 10 Plays of the Day at #3!
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Nick P retweeted
You’ve never seen me 30 yards from the green.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a ball hit like this before what the fuck
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we had a room at school called the computer lab & they taught us how to use them
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Nick P retweeted
I feel like being uninsured is WAY cheaper 99% of the time. Why has no one launched a subscription service that chips in for that 1% when you actually need a doctor? Everyone contrutes to a pool of money that you’d *only use when you need doctor*.
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Dudes rock
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PUT OLIVE GARDEN IN CHARGE OF OUR ELECTIONS!!!
Replying to @Superpowamario
No. The Never-Ending Pasta Pass is only for use by the Passholder whose name is printed on the Pass. Passes are personalized and non-transferable. Passholders must present a valid photo I.D. along with the Pass at the time of ordering.
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Nick P retweeted
"If you do the bare minimum, you are in the top elite quintile of human beings alive on earth"
Nearly 30% of Americans are literally shuffling through life. If you exercise, you are among the top 20%...and if you're training 3-4x per week and doing some Zone 2 cardio, more likely within the top 5%. Taken from Comfort Crisis (affiliate link): amzn.to/44A8CSZ
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Do you think we’ll ever experience anything other than higher normal wait times on the phone ever again?
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Boomers are like “if there’s one thing we can be bipartisan on, it’s sucking money from the young”
We don’t agree on much, but @SenWarren and I agree on this: Social Security is a promise that must be fulfilled. By 2032, benefits could be cut by more than 20% if we do nothing. We have a bipartisan plan to save it: end the payroll tax cap so everyone pays the same. No benefit cuts. No raising the retirement age. nytimes.com/2026/06/23/opini…
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Real drinkers have been priced out of the city. These Scots are NOT drinking against plumbers and electricians. Bubble Banner at best
Sam Adams says from Thursday to Sunday, the Tartan Army drank four times as much Boston Lager as it normally sells during a typical four-day holiday stretch like the Fourth of July. nbcnews.com/sports/soccer/ar…
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Jarvis, pull up their homeowners insurance premiums
$900K in California. Price cut. 20 acres. No, there isn’t a housing shortage. zillow.com/homedetails/2004-…
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The Pittsburgh Zoo is clearly in win-now mode.
Pittsburgh Zoo & Aquarium is set to trade gorillas with Boston’s Franklin Park Zoo. Frankie, Pittsburgh’s 7-year-old male western lowland gorilla, will head to Boston, and in exchange, Boston will send 33-year-old Little Joe the silverback @TribLIVE 🦍 triblive.com/local/regional/…
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Wrong. He faked his death and is now the Chief Baseball Operator of the Boston Red Sox under the alias “Craig Breslow”
81 years ago, Adolf Hitler took his life in a bunker in Berlin
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City propaganda account confirmed.
Boston just dropped its 2030 Climate Action Plan. • Cut emissions 50% by 2030 • Net zero by 2050 • 67,000 green jobs annually • Major upgrades to protect against flooding, heat, and extreme weather Boston is moving from planning to action.
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