So, do I crawl through a bunch of SQL stored procedures to find an issue in some critical tables at work, or do I put together lego dinosaurs...decisions are hard! #workorlegos #fixingotherpeoplescodesucks #beingagrownupsucks

Amazon has this feature that allows me to see exactly where my package is and how many stops till I get it. I am slightly concerned that I am bordering on stalking my delivery driver. I should not be trusted with this kind of power. #amazontracking #ishouldnotbetrusted

Learning more python. About to dive into modules. #learningpython #pythoncode #modulesinpython

How many people can be fired from upper management positions at your job before you get worried? Is it a percentage? And does it change anything if the company is a start up? #AskingForAFriend #whendoyouworry

Today I start learning python for fun. Cause my sense of fun is warped. #learningpython #learnscriptingforfun

We use RingCentral at work as our call system. Apparently mine has been broken for at least 5 months and I didn’t realize it. Got it fixed yesterday. I’ve had 4 sales people call me to try and sell stuff to me. #imbreakingitagain #iregretfixingit

So, it is my first time using SSIS to import and xml. So far I am a fan. #sqlserver2019 #ssis #xml

It is cold enough in southern Florida that we have falling iguana warning #fallingiguanawarning #winterinsouthernflorida

A couple years ago my phone was acting possessed so I named it Satan and then promptly forgot about it. Today I was out in my can and was added to a work conference call. The software used my phone name so everyone was informed that Satan entered the call. #remoteworking

During a meeting at work today: Work: “We must align our synergies to blah blah blah” Me singing in my head “We don’t talk about Bruno, no, no, no. We don’t talk about Bruno!” #encantomusic #EarWorm #noideawhatthismeetingisabout

Trying to walk my mother through logging into her TV into AppleTV may be the thing that pushes me over the edge. Two factor authentication is just too much apparently. Pray for me. #boomertechsupport

When we first got my dog and were looking for a trainer, I was asked “Do you want us to train your dog to open doors?” Hell no! That is a horrible idea. I want him to stay on whatever side of the door I left him on. So….guess who figured out how to open doors? This jerk.

On a consulting gig where they want me to learn CosmoDB and Oracle business suite. My other gig wants Azure DevOps and SQL server. So I am a busy chick learning as fast as I can. Upside is, i#at least I am not stagnant. #learnfast #azuredevops #sqlserver #cosmodb

Today I work on learning more cosmodb. I am spreading my data geek wings. #cosmodb #azurelife #databaseforlife

When I was a kid I loved to answer the door when the doorbell rang. Now, as an adult, I hide if I was not expecting anyone. #adultproblems #introvertlife #doorbell #nottodaysatan

Hey @GovRonDeSantis, so my son has been in school for 6 days and 2 cases of COViD 19 have already been reported. How many kids need to get sick before you let schools have a mask mandate?

So my high school aged child started school on Tuesday in Florida. On Friday, a kid was diagnosed with COVID and now we wait to see if our kid had a class with the infected kid. Masks are not mandatory, thanks @GovRonDeSantis! I can’t wait to vote for literally anyone else.

So, something I learned today was the museum of drag racing in Florida is all about cars and not drag queens. If you like cars, this is the place. If you are looking for drag queens, this is not the place. #nodragqueenshere #rupqulsdragrace #iwanteddragqueens

Sorry, I’ve been away dealing with life. Overall, we are good. But come 3/21 my husband will no longer be protected by FMLA. He still has brain fog from COVID. We will be ok, but how many others are impacted that won’t be? #covidsucks