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Joined May 2013
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How Europeans see the U.S.A
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It’s very, very simple. The Tories have underfunded the NHS.
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The four horsemen of British narration.
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It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop... ever, until you are dead! Here's Mr Blobby in Terminator 2.
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Nice Ramen @ Ramen Yokocho instagram.com/p/CejGBntIYnwI… – at London, England
Well that's mildly horrifying
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The mayor of Idyllwild, California, is a Golden Retriever named Max
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When the company Nintendo was created in 1889, there were only 38 US states in the Union
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Nintendo has only had six presidents, despite being founded over 130 years ago
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I feel this is most apt
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Shout out to anyone who’s feeling numb, anxious, sad, weak or struggling in any way. Keep going. Stick with it. One day at a time. Just make it to bed time, even if bed time is all day today ❤️
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If they're too dark, but you can still be fined for not wearing sunglasses....honestly this "jutsice" system is bullshit
Not on my watch!
At around age 23, the average person falls off what the researcher Jennifer Aaker calls ‘the humour cliff’: we start to laugh and smile less and less. The average 4-year-old laughs and smiles 300 times a day, the average 40-year-old — 300 times every 75 days.
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Considering football is all about getting something small into a designated space you’d think these dickheads would like bins more
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Phrase of the Day: ‘avoir le cul entre deux chaises’ (French) - to be torn by a dilemma (literally ‘to have one’s arse between two chairs’).
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There is evidence that Greenland sharks can live as long as 500 years, meaning some older specimens might have been born during the reign of Henry VIII. (Image: Hemming1952)
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This is Obi-Wan. He really thought the sand would taste better. 12/10 should’ve listened to Anakin
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