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Today I went to my first ever home game for @WestHam - I’ve supported them since I was 4.
Seeing them hit the woodwork in person hits different 😂
RIP Tibbles @WestHamClips
#upthehammers #WestHam #WHMATA
The fact they put a bag over the toilet seat in the first place…
When the power dies, two things become clear: your toilet is no longer your friend, and your flashlight needs a glow-up.
1. The Toilet Situation
Without electricity, those sewage pumps take a nap and your toilet can suddenly decide to return whatever you just sent it… with friends. Nothing says “apocalypse” quite like watching last night’s dinner make a dramatic re-entrance. Keep the lid down, the flushes to a minimum, and treat that bowl like a loaded weapon.
2. The Foil Bottle Glow-Up
Take a plastic bottle, line the inside with aluminum foil, and stick your flashlight in it. Instant poor-man’s lantern. Suddenly you can light up the entire room instead of just dramatically illuminating one terrified corner of the kitchen. It’s not fancy, but neither is eating cereal by the light of your phone at 2 a.m. while questioning your life choices.
Stay safe, stay dry, and for the love of god stay away from that toilet. 🙏Follow for more ridiculous tips and tricks🤪🤣
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I am afraid this man is absolutely right and there is a huge problem coming our way.
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Khali Parsons has being announced the Club’s new Head of Supporter Services and Fan Engagement from January 2027.
She is currently at Arsenal working out her notice doing a similar role and was previously at Southampton FC
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Look at how this one deliberately threw herself and her supporters into the mud.
“Real Arabs”
“Real Muslims”
These phrases have meanings.
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Jonathon Ross would like you to know he didn’t know David Walliams, didn’t write the paedo gag himself & didn’t understand why anyone was laughing. So that clears that up …
Plus Multi millionaire Martin Lewis says I have to hear my own vagina
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The UK is waking up. Time to EXPOSE Simon Cowell’s ‘elite empire’. 🇬🇧
He kept on his PAYROLL the man who sexually assaulted me – his employee – who went on to hurt others.
That’s not ignorance. That’s PROTECTION.
But this isn’t just about me. It’s about OUR KIDS.
Fraud. Coercion. Theft. Exploitation. Abuse.
Young people groomed, used, chewed up & spat out by his machine.
Money withheld from thousands of UK creatives under his ‘contracts’ and SILENCE slapped across their cheeks.
To everyone fighting to unite this country: we will not let elites abuse & manipulate the next generation.
Cowell MUST be investigated.
For our kids. For our country. For the truth.
#ExposeCowell #stoptheabuse
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Regardless of personal opinions about Russell Brand, on the exact same day he received a prison sentence of ten years and six months, an Afghan national appeared in court for three counts of rape and penetration of a child under 13, but received a two-year suspended sentence.
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Reminder that Muslims aren't fasting during Ramadan. They're just eating a huge breakfast before sunrise, skipping lunch, then eating a huge dinner after sunset. It's all performative and meaningless.
Dear non-Muslims,
As Ramadan is just 92 days away,
Please avoid eating in front of Muslims who are fasting.
Please avoid drinking in their presence.
Do not deliberately tempt those observing the fast.
Muslims will be fasting from dawn until sunset.
A little consideration and respect go a long way. ❤️🌙
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💙 Today we shine a light on Henry Nowak’s best friends, who are taking on an incredible challenge in memory of their beloved friend.
We couldn’t be prouder of these amazing young men. 💙
justgiving.com/crowdfunding/…
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There shouldn't be a single penny of public money spent on 'Islamophobia Awareness Month'.
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🚨🇬🇧 London Mayor Sadiq Kahn just issued an urgent Air Pollution Warning - asking them to stop their car engines when idle & not burn garden waste
Not a single mention of thousands of Indians letting of hundreds of thousands of fireworks for Diwali ‼️
Sadiq Kahn thinks you’re stupid
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Dear Muslims,
As Hanukkah is just 26 days away (and Christmas is only 47 days away),
Please avoid suicide attacks among those who are gathered for ceremonies.
Please avoid detonating in their presence.
Do not deliberately drive vehicles into celebration gatherings, markets, or other holiday cheer.
Jews and Gentiles will be celebrating from dawn until sunset. A little consideration and respect go a long way. ❤️
Dear non-Muslims,
As Ramadan is just 92 days away,
Please avoid eating in front of Muslims who are fasting.
Please avoid drinking in their presence.
Do not deliberately tempt those observing the fast.
Muslims will be fasting from dawn until sunset.
A little consideration and respect go a long way. ❤️🌙
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Just buy the fucking album already. JamesBlunt.lnk.to/AirplaneMo…
My dear friend @JamesBlunt has asked me to buy his new record and I will, just as soon as he buys some Hawkstone for his pub.
