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I am the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Thou shalt have no other monsters before Me. The only Monster who deserves capitalization is Me!

The Cosmos
Joined April 2011
It is Friday. Time to go grab some spaghetti and chill in my Grace.
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Seeing so many heavenly figures on twitter, I just HAD to join in the divine fray.
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#youknowurboredwhen the evangelist blabbers on and on, and all you are doing is look at your watch and groan.
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or alternatively, do it for me, because well, I AM.
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Instead of doing anything for God, for Him/Her, for whoever/whatever, why not do it for yourself? DO it because YOU want to. THAT'S living.
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I am so awesome, Twitter wouldn't allow me to spell my full name proper. I am just that awesome.
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I am the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and I've come to spread my Noodly Appendages to all who believe!
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