An astronaut took our sticker into space and we still failed as a business.

Please spread the virus as quickly as possible so that indoor dining continues to be closed after Wednesday. Dining at your favorite restaurant can help cause the deaths of people you don't know and reduce further consumption of meals at these restaurants.💜 Please retweet!

Our Google Business "Contact Us" welcome message remains unbeaten. "Your cares are our concern?"

Thank you for your support in our final days, and sorry I couldn't be there, but Spaceman lives on in our coffee-loving justice-seeking irreverent hearts. #BlackLivesMatter #TransLivesMatter #AbolishThePolice

We're just going to say that @JayInslee stops in tomorrow to wish us well because everyone will be wearing masks so no one can prove he didn't stop in for coffee. #finaldays

We will be opening back up to say goodbye to you, Spokane. It was a good run but we are closing. Please come grab one last best espresso in town starting tomorrow, with our last day being Saturday. (Full disclosure: we also need your help in making our last rent payment.)

If want to understand more clearly the nature of misogyny read @kate_manne's book Down Girl. Take this coffee shop's word for it, it will change how you understand our gendered world.

Exciting fakenews: We are the exclusive coffee purveyor for the corona virus patients and doctors in Spokane. And no, we didn't realize that the best way to cure/inoculate oneself was to drink our coffee either. #coffeeonSprague

In the spirit of Valentine's Day, we will be offering free drinks to those who can demonstrate a love that is not based on self-satisfaction. Enjoy the day you animals! #coffeeonSprague

You finally get your wish Spokane: WE'RE STAYING OPEN LATER. We will be open until 2:30p on the weekdays. So come check out the new space, as you might notice a wall is missing. #coffeeonSprague

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Don't forget that we are closed on Sundays now because I abandoned the business. What a jerk. So Saturdays are your only weekend access to the best shots in town and you only have 25min left today. RUN. #coffeeonSprague

We apologize for our absence last week. Life has been a rollercoaster for us. We lost a member of the team, Max the dog to an unfair disease, and I (Brandon) moved to Chicago. Thank you for your patience and please go see kristen this week. #coffeeonSprague

Yes, more police is the answer to our city's problems. #tvmayor #coffeeonSprague

Closed Tues/Wed/Thurs this week so come grab your pre/post holiday coffee on Mon/Fri. Happy Solstice celebrations to all! #coffeeonSprague

Isn't it in the best interest of state government to incentivize the replacement of studded tires due to road degradation? Asking for a friend. #coffeeonSprague

So we're going to be open tomorrow in spite of being burgled. Because if one is burgled, one should accept that the system favors property over people and invite the cycle of property crimes. #coffeeonSprague

Due to a break in at our business we are closed today. We appreciate your understanding and support and hope to be open tomorrow or the next day. #coffeeonSprague

6.5% of our sales today were cash. We understand that credit card companies have made sure you find carrying cash around to be less convenient and safe, but neither is true. Please carry cash. #coffeeonSprague