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A Galaxy Far Far Away
Joined May 2023
I just had a bean burrito . . . #AliensReturnedMeBecause
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#AliensReturnedMeBecause every party must come to an end eventually.
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#AliensReturnedMeBecause they wanted a cat instead...
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#AliensReturnedMeBecause I started winning.
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#AliensReturnedMeBecause of taking too many selfies
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#AliensReturnedMeBecause I attempted to probe them for forensic reasons
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#AliensReturnedMeBecause l disrupted their force field.
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#AliensReturnedMeBecause I agreed to betray Earth and act as their agent.
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#AliensReturnedMeBecause they didn’t like any of my off the wall dark jokes I’ve told guess it’s too far out in the galaxy for them
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#AliensReturnedMeBecause I couldn’t stop talking about space pokemon like Deoxy’s and the many ultra beast
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#AliensReturnedMeBecause Apparently I exceeded the weight limit for the ship, and having me aboard was slowing them down.
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#AliensReturnedMeBecause I was too sarcastic.
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#AliensReturnedMeBecause they couldn’t handle my weight.
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#AliensReturnedMeBecause They didn't like my tweets...
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#AliensReturnedMeBecause Of clash of personalities and mine proved to be too much for their tiny minds, there words not mine
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#AliensReturnedMeBecause I was probing them more than they were probing me.
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#AliensReturnedMeBecause I told them all about the leader they wanted me to take them to.
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