graeme holdaway

#HisDarkMaterials Can’t believe Jason Isaacs wasn’t picked for Asriel. James McAvoy, while a fine actor in the right role, is no match for Ruth Wilson. The production is making me consider stopping watching, and reading the books again (if it gets any worse)

#Bristol Live ‘M5 traffic: Gridlock after crash brings motorway to a standstill’ Surely ‘Gridlock’ only apples to cities by definition, not a stretch of motorway Also the phrase ‘There is already miles of tailbacks’ adds to to the impression of illiteracy bristolpost.co.uk/news/brist…

Boris is Britain’s useless idiot

Think I’ve just become a Corbynite. Haven’t heard so much sense spoken by a politician, of any party, for a long time

We should have been doing this for years campfireconvention.uk/bugle/…

Mistake by Ikea in the size of the back panel for a Lillången bathroom cupboard means I have a 1 centimetre gap. Hey Ikea?? #IKEA

error #IKEA

This strange bass drum belongs to Sir Gregory Knight, the MP, a member of the band MP4.… instagram.com/p/BNKLd-wBuVs/

You only find out what you use your left hand for, when it's not really available for use. More ambidextrous than I thought I was!

This is a female North Carolinian Corn snake, and she's very smooth to the touch, and inquisitive… instagram.com/p/f2CZW1tM8K/

Being a PR gooseberry, as my wife is deploying colleagues to deal with fallout from the demise of the Liverpool Care Pathway to BBC & Sky

Will.i.am definitely has the skills one associates with an artist of his genre:graffitti:breakdance&rap: impressed!

At least all this technology, mainly Apple, I have now means I seldom have to get off the sofa while I'm ill. Could get used to this

At premier of 'Now is Good' with Finlay and Alex, sorry, Head of PR. Marie Curie, Dakota Fanning must be here somewhere? There she is!

Looking forward to Aung Sung Su Chi at #10 in 2 yrs time saying 'Britain is doing well & will eventually achieve full democracy.

Funny how I can have recorded 42 songs with Damon Albarn, and still not get a mention on the Brits. Once a shit, always a shit!

Russell Square to the other side of Highgate Hill in 15 minutes, try doing that with any other form of transport than motorbike

Nothing beats the buzz of playing electric guitar in a band in front of an audience. Tonight's the night.

Just because you're not paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you

Had a good time on the rooftops of Bloomsbury, losing a damn good photographer, but gaining a friend, I hope.