@Sp0on

Chronic taco over-filler. Dog trainer in training. Lover of all animals. Except hamsters. No hamsters, please.

 Milwaukee
awaywithdogs.pet
Joined November 2008
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I solemnly swear I will never use our friendship to try to sell you overpriced direct sales products that you don't need.
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It's Easter, so I'm obliged to say.... "Happy Easter! Up your keester!" -Uncle Jacknife (RIP)
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(I'm going to assume no one will actually see this because the algorithm does that these days unless you buy a blue check. ) #thankselon
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That day arrived Wordle 649 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Wisconsinites who complain about snow in winter...
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Free business idea for mental health professionals: Niche down to dog professionals. (A lot of them are anxious)
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Because talking on the phone in a restaurant isn't bad enough, I present to you VIDEO CHATTING in a restaurant.
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Dogs look so vulnerable when they poop.
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Sunday scaries but make it Monday
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Tell me about your favorite mug. I know you have one even if you're not a coffee drinker.
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When properly made it should be called cheese and macaroni.
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3.5 weeks ago it snowed. Today, the high is 73. Tomorrow it will be 30 degrees colder.
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*tapa mic* Anybody hear me?
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Wordle 495 2/6 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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It is not snowing......
Vote for CJ the angler fish in the sea in the Explorium costume contest ! woobox.com/p8gzsa/gallery/wY…
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Add to the list of things I will never learn... how to eat chili without burning the roof of my mouth.
How do whole adults get poop on the seat of a public restroom toilet? Bonus: You didn't clean it up so I now KNOW you got poop on the seat as a whole adult.
I saw someone with an actual hard briefcase today.
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And just like that it's fall.
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Wordle 453 2/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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