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Not too bad 🤷‍♂️ #life360stats #giveawayentry

I gotta go back to being a responsible adult on Monday ☹️

Anxiety is a biological survival trait. But at what point does it hinder living life?

I see so many people falling victim to reactive media. Your algorithm shows you things that piss you off, often making small issues into much larger ones. It’s literally changing people’s perception of the world.

I abbreviated work life balance as work/life = 1

Cancelling Netflix 🤠

I just got asked if I would play video games all day on Friday for field day?? Absolutely??

And mean it!

I introduced a new generation to The Impossible Quiz 😎 They wanted to show me how far they could get today.

Fox News headlines are so unhinged 💀

“I’m still figuring out the world and I love it when I notice people doing the same”

This is actually a direct memory of mine. That was the same year I got a DS 🙂

An overheard conversation at dinner in Liberty, TX: Man #1: I listen to a lot of Joe Rogan’s podcasts Man #2: I love Joe Rogan! I, for some reason, didn’t think I would ever hear anyone say these things out loud.

"My grandpa dying from lung cancer is so Y2K" - a 7th grader

Antibiotics are so bitter, no wonder those little bacteria buddies prefer to just die than experience it.

HELL YEAH ASTORS TAKE THE WORLD SERIES 4-2 🔥🤠🥳🎉🎊🍾