im allen im 28 and i can’t sleep ×͜× he/him

Joined August 2013
the person i am when i decide itll be fine to drink coffee late in the day is so brave and so so stupid
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art from feb 2025 i never posted #smiledog #creepypasta
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Y’all fighting against socialism like your family owns a railroad. bro you have a shift on monday
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one of the stranger parts of being an adult is realising how many people have never questioned a single belief they inherited, not even out of curiosity.
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hello I did something for @scrilopolis I love this guy’s art xx * #minecraft #jenny #verity #coloring Who wants to see a lord verity alt?
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im bored tonight. littlest pokemon shop
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no one's cooler than her
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BURNOUT
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just learned that actions made impulsively cannot be taken back. yo. that's fucked up
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fuuuuck I did this and now my daughter is on the Board of Commissioners for the Metropolitan Water Reclamation District of Greater Chicago 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
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roommate put on watership down so rabbit time
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when i ask 3yo not to say “shut up” he says “well the shut up man is coming tomorrow and going to say shut up to you”. kind of difficult to respond to that. if i ask who the shut up man is, he says “oh you don’t know???” and laughs at me. feels like bullying
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Halloween approaches! -from FIRE & ICE (1983) #animation #ralphbakshi #frankfrazetta
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sighing and unfollowing a genuinely really funny user bc the r-word usage policy doesn't bend
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Like genuinely top5 moments of the entirety of the show😭😭😭 #AbbottElementary
'Abbott Elementary' creator and star Quinta Brunson says the show's line dancing Coldplay cold open is one of her proudest achievements. "The line dancing Coldplay cold open is one of my proudest achievements. If you'd like a spiritual picture of who I am, it is that cold open. Happy Sunday," Quinta Brunson says. (📸: IG/quintabrunson)
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i want everyone to know brazil just won against fascism despite them having the media on their pockets and the elites on their side despite millions of dollars of american interventionism despite totally unrealistic odds if we can do it, so can you
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ME: It's okay for me to be smoking weed because I don't have any kids. PLUG: Why do you always buckle up in here dude. We're never gonna move nowhere
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More pics from the girls’ window date
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