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If Brundle gets within 50 feet of Taylor Swift, this app is going to have a nuclear meltdown on the levels of Chernobyl.
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SHAUN OF THE DEAD was released 20 years ago today. Acclaimed as one of the great British comedies and the first part in Edgar Wright’s Cornetto Trilogy, the behind-the-scenes story is a slice of Fried Gold…
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The first person ever to run the entire length of Africa. Mission complete🫡 – at Tunisia
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Nelly Furtado: I’m like a bird, I’ll only fly away
A bird: you’ve got me there
Nelly: I don’t know where my soul is
A bird: pardon
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Yet another Simpsons prediction 😂
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Hello you lovely people and happy Saturday !
I wanted to take a moment to address a serious issue that’s been plaguing our beloved city of London - knife crime. It breaks my heart to see so many young lives affected by this senseless violence. But guess what? I’m determined to make a difference, and I need your help!
As the owner of Bosh Gym, a fantastic boxing haven, I want to offer a safe space for anyone who feels scared, threatened, or pressured into carrying a knife. Our gym is a judgment-free zone where you can find love and support. And here’s the best part - we have an amnesty box where you can dispose of your knife, no questions asked!
To make it even easier for you to come down, I’m willing to cover your train fare to get to Bosh Gym. It’s just a quick 25-minute ride on the Elizabeth line from central London to Brentwood, Essex. Trust me, it’s worth it!
At Bosh Gym, you’ll find a diverse community of people from all backgrounds who are ready to lend an ear and offer guidance. It’s a place where you can feel safe and empowered, all while learning the art of boxing. My incredible partner in the gym, Hughie will be there to teach you the ropes and help you discover your inner strength.
Today, I’m going on the news Live to talk about this initiative. I’ve been given a platform, and I believe it’s my duty to use it for the right reasons. Together, we can make a positive change and show the world that love, positivity and support can conquer violence.
So, if you or someone you know is struggling with the pressures of carrying a knife, don’t hesitate to reach out. Let’s come together, embrace boxing, and create a brighter future for our community. Spread the word you lovely, lovely people! Bosh❤️
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3 men in the final. It’s the bloody pastry-archy #GBBO
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Replying to @piersmorgan
I don't think you've got the cardio fitness, Piers, TBF. You'd gas out and after that I'd just be playing music on your chin like a boxing Beethoven.




































