Just realised a brush is like a comb but in 3 dimensions instead of 2.

That time of the year again where I forget the second half of the first line to Frosty the Snowman and replace it with the Jurassic Park theme.

What if in an Alternate Timline, Rob Halford founded Halfords?

If we are elected to power, we will rename the City of Stoke-On-Trent to Stoke-On-The-Water.

Happy Birthday! To our very own Barnsleh Face Melter, Ry! 'av a good un mate! (Photo by: Jennifer Wynn @ Aloria Arts)

Plot to Venom (Spoilers): Man gets Tapeworm with Superpowers, develops Schizophrenia.

We believe it's time that Charles Dance had his own dance.

Happy Vaginal Demolition Escape Day to our Chief Riff Writer, Hamez

WE ARE LOOKING FOR A DRUMMER! Following the departure of Ell, we am looking for a new Drummer Requirements: - Gear - Transport - Experience - Marmite - Humour If you are interested please contact us via: [email protected] OR Drop us a message!

- A N N O U N C E M E N T - As some of you may know; Elliott will be stepping down as the drummer of Southfall He has decided to part ways in search of other projects As a band, we are sorry to see him go but all respect his decision and wish him all the best for the future

🎤 Senokot TM©®℗ Constipation Relief has me singing with glee!!! 🎤

Unfortunately, Southfall have had to part ways with our Turkmenistan adminis.

The new single 'Dragging Me Down' is now available for streaming on Amazon Music, Deezer, ITunes, Google Play Music, and of course Spotify (as linked) open.spotify.com/track/09iCo…

Our new Single is on YouTube! Available on all Music services 21st August! youtu.be/TFSjhJTa41g

Many thanks to Jen Wynn @ Aloria Arts for the photo shoot! Check out more photos at: facebook.com/SouthfallBand Check out more of Jen's work at: facebook.com/aloria.arts/

I've #justsponsored Darryl Bensley, who's fundraising for Alzheimer's Society on @JustGiving. Donate now justgiving.com/fundraising/m…

Sneek peak at our new Lyric Video!

A burp is merely an unprocessed fart

Like others in this band, I too have been shopping. But for what purpose?

This Saturday we return to the legendary Scruffy Murphy's with Almost Easy, Straight For The Sun & Skull Fox Be seeing you! @ScruffysBrum @AlmostEasyUK @straighforthesunoffi