Commercial Branding, English & Espanol🇪🇸 Oil and Gas Law 👩⚖️ Prolific Writer, Social media manager & Photography♥♥️♥️
Uyo, Nigeria
Joined September 2023
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Asked my mom to act like I was a paparazzi and she as a celebrity 😭😂😂😂
My woman ate and left no crumbs.
She's such a dramatic Queen 😩😂🤌🏼
I couldn't stop laughing when I looked at the photographs❤️ – at Uyo, Nigeria
Ediomo Usoh retweeted
Asked my mom to act like I was a paparazzi and she as a celebrity 😭😂😂😂
My woman ate and left no crumbs.
She's such a dramatic Queen 😩😂🤌🏼
I couldn't stop laughing when I looked at the photographs❤️ – at Uyo, Nigeria
Ediomo Usoh retweeted
G👑R👑A👑D👑U👑A👑D👑O!!!!
E. I. Usoh
LL.B HONS
I forgot to update y'all 😂❤️ – at Uyo, Nigeria
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The dating pool is pain stakingly dis.gu.sting.
It needs to be drained and refilled.
I know someone will still argue this.
I see people in relationships now doing questionable things. I'm talking about a supposed committed & exclusive sorta thing.
Gone are the days, when people were dating for the right reasons. Now? If you no carry your liver for hand, you no fit.
Who will purge us of this plaque?
The level of toxicity?
Naaaaa.... It's so alarming fr.
GM GM ✨
Please what's going on???
Why is everyone running?😩
I just dey hear 5k, 10k kilometers 😩
Na only me no dey follow run?
Nsutor mkpo😂
If you people are training for something, tell me o 😂
My Snickers are ready😂🤌🏼
GM GM X✨
AN ACT OF WITCHCRAFTCY
I thought I had seen it all from AkwaIbom business Men and Women. No! I was wrong.
I had spent over 6hrs editing a work for printing and when I was done, I was charged X3 of the normal price. I knew why. Because of the extra service and time spent.
Infact, I had no problems with it so I paid.
Now this edited copy was in his system because i wasn't with mine.
Now tell me why I reached out 3days later to get a copy of the edited work and this man said in his words and I quote "I won't send it to you because I know you want to go and print elsewhere"
And mind you, i had finally gotten my system back and wanted to use the work for an important presentation.
Omor I told him I'm so certain that Tables will turn and i will be there. Now or in future.
Best bet, I won't wait for him to pay in Heaven. I will take my vengeance here on earth.
Again. Why are AkwaIbom business people like this?
What do you mean You don't want me to go and print elsewhere? Even after I sent a video of my Panelists?
Naaaaa... Tables must turn alaye!
GM X 🩷
Una no go put me for talk.
Did I tell you to not have friends?😭😂
See me see wahala o 😂
I only said know where to keep a boundary with sharing because people may smile with you and you don't know their thoughts about what you've told them.
Did I learn from the first incidence? No.
How can I?😂
Another significant thing happened.
You know when you meet people and they run a background information on you, it's not heaven that they go to ask o 😂
It's the people around you.
I met someone who opted to do that rather than ask me what he needed to know.
Well, he came back and told me to be careful with "My Friend"
When I asked why.
He played a voicenote of the girl telling him that she was better at being a girlfriend that I could be. Lmao.
Ndi marketer 😂
You know how you'll return from a date and just be yabbing to your friends about how fun and educative it was?😂 Good. E no dey pay.
Now the funny thing? This was another person o
Omor I knew at once that I had attracted the wrong chain of people 😂
Ehhhn?😂 Her reasons for claiming to be the better one wasn't even valid.
Oh well, I left both of them for themselves 😂 I don't have strength for drama. Make I reserve am watch BEAUTY IN BLACK😂
GM X🩷✨
This month I'll be sharing my experiences.
Learn or scroll past. Whichever one works for you.
HAVE AN AMAZING DAY if you deserve one😒 – at Uyo, Nigeria
See you, see SEPTEMBER
if you like, over share. Don't shut your mouth until you've achieved your goals. Tell your friends first iyeah. Dem too love you okay?😂
I remember tell a friend about being approached by a team to work for them.
I was super excited that night as I shared the story of how it all happened.
The Team never reached out again.
When I called them weeks later to find out why the delay was becoming a denial.
Guess what they told me?😂
The had found someone willing to do the work less than what they were offering to pay me.
Turned out it was "MY FRIEND"
Hehehehehe 😂
Did I still learn my lesson?
No!
Walk with me.
Because I'll be sharing my different life experiences in September.
Stay glued and learn from it you coconut head😒
Happy New Month 🎉🩷
On my first Interaction with people who intend to be in my space, I tell them that I have ZERO TOLERANCE for disrespect.
No! I can't stand disrespect even if you're taller than me or older than Methuselah.
It's called setting boundaries.
What you swallow on day one, get ready to swallow it for the rest of your moments with them.
Have a blessed week✨
GM GM🩷 – at Uyo, Nigeria
To the woman who’s mini; I am
To the woman who’s carbon copy; I am
To the woman who loves me beyond my wildest imaginations.
To the strongest woman in the room
To a woman of timber and caliber
To a woman who prays for me
To a woman who speaks authoritatively in my favor
To my favorite woman of all times
To a woman who endured what I wouldn’t
To the most resilient woman I’ve ever known
Happiest Birthday my Queen 👸
I’m grateful to God for the gift of you and your existence.
Soar and Excel🎁🎊❤️
The dating pool is pain stakingly dis.gu.sting.
It needs to be drained and refilled.
I know someone will still argue this.
I see people in relationships now doing questionable things. I'm talking about a supposed committed & exclusive sorta thing.
Gone are the days, when people were dating for the right reasons. Now? If you no carry your liver for hand, you no fit.
Who will purge us of this plaque?
The level of toxicity?
Naaaaa.... It's so alarming fr.
GM GM ✨