An absurdist spiral into madness. Overdramatic in profile bios. Apparently I do reviews, too. Crappy Book: https://xitter.cf/t.co/4fwtxAxfjj

Joined October 2020
How come nobody is talking about how America is 100% gonna dominate the 2028 Olympics in Mental Gymnastics? MAGA with Iran blaming Biden for it is gonna get us gold!
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Hit me up on the blue lines as soundsaboutleft My brother is on there shadowboxing hobos. It's gonna get weirdddddd
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Hey, older people. If it makes you feel any better about Gen Z being way more conservative then Millennials, just remember they're the fucking idiots who have to deal with all the shit Boomers caused LOL
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BREAKING NEWS: AMERICA STILL FILLED WITH RACIST ASSHOLES WHO WILL VOTE FOR A RAPIST TRAITOR BECAUSE BLACK PEOPLE AND GAY PEOPLE EXIST.
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I don't know about anyone else, but I blame that god damn baby hippo or whatever the fuck it is.
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I mean Trump has a good chance of winning. If so, congrats MAGA. Your racism and voting against self interest would allow a rapist traitor become president again in order to make your life worse because brown people are scarrrrryyyy.
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Here soon we find out how racist white women are...again. "Sure, they're taking body autonomy, but a black person walked down my street the other day."
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I hate the fact that the future of this country relies upon people not being awful pieces of shit even though so many prove that they are just the worst.
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Just remember. When MAGA says they want to “take their country back” and “make it great again,” it’s code for “We want to drag it back to when it was racist, sexist, and homophobic as fuck.”
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Man, being a Trumper is so easy. If your guy wins, you get to smugly brag a rapist is now president because of you. If you lose? You get a better country. Win-Win for those sacks of shit.
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There legit are people right now going. "Hmm, I don't like Kamala not being perfect and I don't like the fact Trump is a sexist, racist, xenophobic traitorous convict felon who dabbles in rape. Just so hard to choose." Seriously, go fuck yourself.
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So sayeth God
Donald Trump is a mean, mad, cruel, sad, pompous, puny, lonely, loony, horrible, terrible, no-good, very bad, dippy, disturbed, dopey, deranged, distorted, demented, delirious, delusional, MAGAlomaniac, psychopathic, sociopathic, lead-the-whole-world-down-the-garden-pathic, egoistic, egotistic, narcisstic, solipsistic, chauvinistic, jingoistic, nihilstic, terroristic, antagonistic, opportunistic, animalistic, cannibalistic (unproven), racist, sexist, classist, ableist, isolationist, segregationist, white supremacist, homophobic, transphobic, galeophobic, bathmophobic, shameless, shameful, pitiless, pitiful, helpless, hurtful, friendless, foeful, serial defaulting, sexual assaulting, criminally addicted, thirty-four-count convicted, justice obstructor and document-hoarder and subject of court order after court order, buck-passing, bus-throwing, dog-whistling, fear-sowing, race-baiting, rage-stirring, all-hating, omni-slurring, spirit-crushing, money-hushing, secrets-blabbing, pussy-grabbing, climate-denying, Putin-complying, fast-food-scarfing, soda-snarfing, slush-fund-diverting, Epstein-frequenting, Kim Jong Un-flirting, NATO-dissenting, tchotchke-shilling self-styled Messiah, diplomacy-killing global-pariah, rebellion-provoking, complicity-cloaking, coup-stoking, bear-poking, election-losing, falsely-accusing, republic-destroying, Giuliani-employing, deceitful, deceiving, deceptive, designing, dissembling, duplicitous, dubious, devious, untrusted, untruthful, treacherous, treasonous, Roget’s-thesaurus-exhaustingly traitorous, awful, unlawful, eats-crow-by-the-jawful, vain, insane, got-rocks-in-the-brain, hypocritical, parasitical, horrible-stain-on-the-body-political, bullying, bullying, bullying, stop bullying!, self-absorbed, self-admiring, self-concerned, self-important, self-obsessed, self-conceited, self-involved, self-regarding, self-seeking, self-serving, self-defeating, self-fulfilling, apparently self-loving, actually self-loathing, abusive, befuddled, corrupting, destructive, embittered, fallacious, grotesque, horrendous, indignant, judgmental, kowtowing, lethargic, malicious, neurotic, obnoxious, pathetic, quick-tempered, resentful, sadistic, tormented, upsetting, vindictive, washed-up, xenophobic, yammering, zombified, awkwardly autocratic, fecklessly fascist, totally-not-ready-for-totalitarianism, strongman except for the strong part, Mussolini without the muscle, Needy Amin, intellectually bankrupt, spiritually bankrupt, morally bankrupt, literally bankrupt, leather-jerkined, crystal-buttoned, knot-pated, caddis-gartered, sodden-witted, elvish-marked, rumbumptious, disloyal, unworthy, discouraging, unhappy, dismissive, unpleasant, disdainful, unhealthy, disinterested, uncaring, disorganized, unfeeling, rage-tweeting, misspelling, ALL CAPS ABUSING!, flat-footed, weak-kneed, yellow-bellied, lily-livered, stony-hearted, tiny-handed, sticky-fingered, “yeti-pubed”, “toadstool-penised”, thin-skinned, cold-blooded, bone-unspurred, stiff-necked, bald-faced, slack-jawed, double-tongued, foul-mouthed, snot-nosed, shifty-eyed, beetle-browed, soft-brained, narrow-minded, where-do-you-even-begin-haired, wolfish, boorish, waspish, sheepish, apeish, piggish, sluggish, slothful, catty, fishy, squirrely, weaselly, snake, skunk, cuckoo, chicken, one-term, twice-impeached, three-far-right-Justice-appointing, four-time indicted, Fifth Amendment-cowering, six-time insolvent, G7-detested, eight-year-term-limited, 9/11-valor-stealing, Ten Commandments-exploiting, Chapter Elevened, 12-member-jury convicted, angry, broken, clueless, dreary, eerie, feeble, gutless, heartless, idle, joyless, klutzy, leery, morbid, nasty, oafish, painful, queasy, rabid, shabby, tiresome, unstable, vicious, whiny, X-rated, yapping zero.
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If you have nothing to hide, you would you quisling
Federal monitors are not allowed to enter polling places in Texas.
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Imagine if our media did their job and actually covered Trump's bullshit. Then imagine if this country actually held him to the same standard we have for the person who cleans up roadkill. But they don't, so I'll just point out that Trump gives a lousy handy #TrumpIsGoingDown
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No independence to it. None whatsoever. The Post actually traded its editorial independence for their owner's corporate portfolio. And those are your wife's panties; how they got tangled around my neck, well, a gentleman ought not say.
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Buzz Aldrin trending reminds me of a study they did with monkeys. Researchers threw rice on sand. A young female monkey figured out how to clean it using ocean water. This knowledge spread, but the old, male monkeys refused to learn it & ate sand because that's how it always was
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TIL snowflakes can form the shape of garbage
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I've said it before and I'll say it again. Trump has a disturbingly good chance of winning because the electoral college. It just requires pieces of shit to get out and vote against themselves because brown people are scary. LOL. Imagine being a Trumper while not rich. Idiots.
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