(Defunct) 🇺🇲🇩🇪 The sleeziest dino you'll ever meet. No, I'm not a furry, stop asking. Pro-IRS.

I wont tell u
Joined October 2015
I have decided to stop posting on here. I don't want to support this platform anymore with my time and attention. You can find me on Bluesky @noahpurdy77.bsky.social If you have any level of self-respect left, I suggest you do the same. The people here do not listen.
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Normal! Woman Posts About Toilets 8,000 Times in Two Days: ow.ly/I96j50UcOrN
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Wait, so you’re telling me that Trump and Vance repeatedly LIED to all of America during the campaign? I’m gobsmacked.
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I believe in the Holy Spirit.
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caught them boys slippin and took office 🦢
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9/11 for retail workers
11 years ago, Pharrell Williams released 'Happy'
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BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says if every member of Congress had to resign for doing what Matt Gaetz has been accused of, "Democrats would have a supermajority."
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BREAKING NEWS: Attorney General nomination is now so old that Gaetz no longer has interest in it
BREAKING: Matt Gaetz just withdrew his name to be Trump's attorney general nominee.
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Free the hostages! 🎗️
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Ok straight up, does the European Union not have a Twitter account?
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This app needs to die, please oh glorious @EU, save us from this retchedness!
How the fuck does this even happen
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Replying to @KyleKulinski
Conservatives think this is the only acceptable usage of the restroom, apparently
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NoahPurdy77 (on Blsky) retweeted
Congratulations, 61% of Americans support an arms embargo, but due to your lobbying, you overrode the will of the people. Just like the NRA with gun legislation. Just like Big Oil with climate legislation.
AIPAC commends the U.S. Senate for standing with Israel and overwhelmingly rejecting proposed bans on critical weapons sales to the Jewish state as it fights to protect its families from Iran and its terrorist proxies. (1/5)
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NoahPurdy77 (on Blsky) retweeted
They went from cool, slick, elegant car logo to logo of washing machine you have in your first flat who’s brand name you’ve never heard of and are slightly concerned it will set on fire
Jaguar has updated their logo
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NoahPurdy77 (on Blsky) retweeted
Four companies dominate the potato market, and they're being accused of price fixing. Two class action suits allege that the 'potato cartel' increased prices similarly and simultaneously. This price-fixing allegedly affected fries, tater tots, and all frozen potato products.
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NoahPurdy77 (on Blsky) retweeted
Your obsession with trans people exists in such stark contrast to the support I see in cities & towns across the country, and as I move through my daily public life. The only ones obsessing over my womanhood are feral, far-right politicians & your little online troll brigade.🥱
You can change your name, wear women’s clothing, inject hormones, and get surgery, but nothing will change the fact that you’re male. You do not belong in women’s private spaces.
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