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I write. I like TV. she/her (The ko-fi link is a tip jar if you’re feeling generous)

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Joined September 2009
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2024 fic/update masterlist 🧵
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There is much to celebrate this week, but I want to call specific attention to historic gains Democratic women made in representation: - For the first time in history, over 100 Democratic women will serve in the U.S. House. - At least 16 Democratic women will serve in the Senate. - At least 14 Democratic women will serve as governors, a record high. - A record of 2,600 Democratic women running for seats in state legislatures helped flip 12 majorities and break 11 supermajorities. - Four states elected their first woman governor: Georgia, Minnesota, Ohio, and Tennessee. - @KeishaBottoms will be the first Black woman to serve as a governor. - @DebHaalandNM will be the first Native American woman to serve as a governor. - @GinaHinojosaTX will be the first Latina to serve as governor of Texas. - @peggyflanagan will be the first Native American woman to serve in the Senate. I am beyond excited to see these extraordinary people and public servants tackle accountability, affordability, and our other challenges to make life better for everyone in this country. Congratulations to everyone who ran: win or lose, fighting for what's right is always worth it.
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a message from tumblr to our fellow ao3 users
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Update from the Ao3 subreddit regarding ao3(dot)life-
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Thisssss tho. Just ask ME. I have 'em all. (I'm not gonna read them out loud to you tho, you gotta handle the porny sound effects on your own)
if you want my fics i will send you a google drive, ellipsus link, carrier pigeon, or read them to you with terrible porny sound effects tbh just please don’t use sketchy websites
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There's no way you can write a ten page paper without chatGPT" WE COULD LITERALLY DO EVERYTHING THAT EVER HAPPENED IN HUMAN HISTORY WITHOUT CHATGPT WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.
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are we really gonna have to spend this 2-4 weeks playing whack-a-mole on these goddamn Ao3 scraping archives and sending takedown requests?? Bc I'm in a busy season of life rn and I have a lot of things I need to be doing that aren't chasing after ppl with no respect for writers
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🚨‼️ WHILE AO3 is down ‼️🚨 If you read fic from someone’s shared drive, please keep in mind that the authors won’t see any hits/kudos on their work. Once the site is back up, make sure to show those authors some love with kudos/comments. We must feed them if we want to eat
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In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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Alright, here's the first season of em (A Dozen Assorted thru Strawberry Glazed). I'll add the rest later. drive.google.com/drive/folde…
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Hey so remember that time ao3 went down for a couple of days and I put a couple of the donuts as pdfs in a Google Drive folder for y’all? There’s only like 3 of em in there but I could put the rest in there and repost if of y’all want bc WHAT DO YOU MEAN WEEKS??
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When he knew it vs. when he said it
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Need this EO on my screen as soon as possible.
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I'm now the scheduling manager at one of my two full time jobs and...phew, yes, this. I long for the luxury of being unreachable.
You know what was an underrated luxury before the 90s? Being unreachable.
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Legends 🧡💙
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Well we might have to bump this up the TBR now...
Florence Pugh is set to star in and produce the film adaptation of ‘THE MIDNIGHT LIBRARY,’ based on the global bestseller with over 15M copies sold. The story of Nora Seed, who finds herself in a library between life and death with the chance to experience all the potential lives she could have lived. (deadline.com/2026/05/florenc…)
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How do you read things like this and not want them GONE
A data center in Georgia used 30 million gallons of water illegally, and locals only noticed when their water pressure was abnormally low. The data center claimed it was an honest mistake, but locals were told by the town to conserve water while the data center kept running.
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Randomly accusing people of sounding like AI because they used an em dash or a complete sentence is such a fascinating new brand of anti-intellectualism. Sorry, I write like someone who paid attention in English class. Because I did.
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I wanted to run the London Marathon but training takes too long and is too hard as a pudgy 47yo woman, so I got an Uber to the finish line. It's not fair that athletic people get to gatekeep long-distance running. I'm still a Marathon runner! This is what AI 'writers' sound like
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Ummmm so how long has Peacock been missing seasons 7 thru 19 of SVU???
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