everybody panic

how my husband felt pulling up to the hospital with my chargers, pajamas and skincare stuff

my mom is just clipping fake flowers to her dead orchids now

wait I actually love this @BasedMajinBoo

car broke down, no luggage, looking like a twelve year old boy in my undertaker shirt at the hotel breakfast

our hotel has a cuck kitchen

car broke

all I gotta do to get my parents to buy me a dragon fruit is almost die

getting discharged today

on my way downstairs to get myself an iced matcha latte for the first time since my surgery (moving at 0.1 mph)

mom stole some stuff from the hotel buffet for me (including the bowl)

and I took that literally

happy to announce I’m the hottest person in this hospital wing (everyone here is 80+)

I’ve been complaining about hospital food a while now so mom built this buffet while I was at a checkup

Ethan Hawke in Sinister getting ready to watch more snuff instead of moving his family out of the murder house

my team of highly trained doctors when I told them I took off my Apple Watch because it kept alerting my pulse was low (and then didn’t get it checked out)

"it hurts right here" the doctor:

still healing from my pacemaker surgery and I got to this bit in house md… which actively made my pain worse because I was laughing so hard

first day being allowed out of a hospital gown and mom only packed a pink juicy couture set

I lived bitches

See you on the other side guys