Surprise b*tches! I bet you thought you’d seen the last of me 💫
Well I’m back & better than ever. 🥳
In honor of Mercury REtrograde I am REopening my astrology readings! And I’m having a FLASH SALE 🤩
The first 3 people who want to book will get 50﹪ OFF of their reading!
Replying to @beeebutts
Exactlyyy like where I live rn in Nairobi Adderall is illegal & for one of my friends Concerta & other meds don’t work for him so he’s been trying to find a dealer like it’s so ridiculous smh
Solar Simone thee Astro Princess retweeted
PLEASE never give up, I promise you this stuff is real and that there's a reason u found it. you got nothing to lose by ending the victim mentality. you already have it :)
Replying to @beeebutts
Yeah it actually took me moving out of America to get diagnosed and medicated because the doctors there literally didn’t believe me about having it smh
Solar Simone thee Astro Princess retweeted
you fighting and trying to fix your 'negative' thoughts is the main thing keeping them ALIVE. you dont even have to label them or give them attention. starve them !!!!!
The way that there’s no Aquarius umm…🧍🏾♀️
People are tearing this to shreds but my thing is, is there anything new to say about how terrible dating apps anymore? I feel like I’ve seen this take a 1000 times
This is killing me because my maternal grandmother would absolutely do this and she’s still alive 😂
Replying to @iH8Meccavellii
Coming back to this for a quick rant. This is truly what makes me believe we do have to choice to practice spirituality through whatever means/religion and it’s all still valid. Bc what u mean im getting a reading and my grandmother said “imma tell u this one time take yo ass to church or u ain’t getting no help front me” from the other side ???? LMAOOOOOOO
This makes a lot of sense & I can def someone’s ancestors saying this! Thank god that’s not mine because I love divination too much & I do believe it’s my calling but I love that divination isn’t sold as evil here but just a path that’s not for everyone & that’s so true!
Solar Simone thee Astro Princess retweeted
97/98 elñino floods in Nairobi nealy killed me.
Hapo '97, long before @MaithyaVilivu was born, I used to pick my son from school pale James Gichuru... every evening.
So I would leave town at 4pm, daily, to lavington.
I lived in Riruta, back then a village.
Around 3rd term, it had been raining nearly every afternoon and usual in Nirobi, rains would trigger endless jams.
That Thursday around 1pm, I noticed darker, more serious clouds gathering fast.
After lunch, I sat at my 'apple Mac' station for a minute halafu nikaskia kimvua kikubwa kikianza.
Memories of bad Nairobi jams made me to drop everything on my small desk, and left.
At University Way, jam ikaanza. I decided to use Mamlaka/Aboretum Rds.
Gridlock ilianza aboretum rd., and it was now raining very heavily.
Bear in mind there were no mobile phones then.
I left town at 2.30pm, darkness ilinikuta ile Shell ya aboretum chini ya state house.
By 7.30pm it was flooding.
I was driving a very old Mazda😓 hata wipers hazikua zinawork ( like Johnson's Nairobi).
By now, hapo Kileleshwa, it was a lake totally flooded.
At one time in the grindlock, around 11pm, my old mazda started floating on the flood waters.
Halafu every driver had lost it. Everyone for themselves.
Mkigongana, hakuna kushuka. Unasonga.
That day, its like satan had visited ilovi.
11.30pm, deep in floods, carburetor ya ka mazda ikaingia manji. Mimi nani, nikashuka.
Some 'thugs' wa ungwaro walikua wamefika hapo kileleswa. They demanded 100bob (now 2k) kukasukuma kando.
I removed and wiped the carburetor cap dry.
Two coughs, mafuta zikaisha! Mind you it is still raining.
'97 there were no bodas.
So I sent one of the 'thugs' to go all the way to Kenol, 'Benard' with sh. 200 and a jerry can to buy me petrol.
Thirty minutes later, the good guy brought the fuel, ka mazda kakakubali.
I left behind 100s of cars that had drunk the water and stalled.
By 1.30pm, jam ilikua ime ease kiasi.
Nilifika lavington shule past 2.00am.
70% of kids had not been picked. Teachers had kept them well and warm.
On my way home, I now used Kangemi/Uthiru. Nilifika homepast 2.30am.
That same evening, then President Moi was caught up in the same jam, from JKIA, at Uhuru Highway.
His guards nearly shot stalled motorists ati wasonge. Ikashindikana.They had to walk Moi in gumboots, to Intercon where he prolly ate and slept.
Nyinyi mlikua wapi 97?
Today I was listening to some BBC reports on the forthcoming Elńino.
Let me just say I am shaken.
This thing is no longer guesswork kama zile za ngwatafrancis na kbc.
Its serious and people need to prepare!
Problem is it all calls for pesa.
Nani ako na 1m hatumii?
Vipi @MaithyaVilivu 😓
Solar Simone thee Astro Princess retweeted
The most important part of manifesting during the Virgo New Moon is choosing the routine that can support your desire.
Don’t only manifest the outcome. Manifest the discipline, habits and consistency needed to maintain it.
Solar Simone thee Astro Princess retweeted
tbh sometimes I get all doom and gloom but then I think about how a woman has been functionally cured of Alzheimer's. Multiple people have been cured of HIV. There are multiple treatments in the works to regrow teeth/fill cavities. Cervical cancer has been all but wiped out.
Replying to @ahmiraaa
This is killing me 😂😂😂 this is also what happens when you look at the night sky through apps and not like your own eyes
Replying to @ahmiraaa
Listen they learned their astrology from TikTok & other wrong astrologers not books 🙄 at a certain point you just gotta let ppl bask in their ignorance if they’re so committed to not changing lol
Solar Simone thee Astro Princess retweeted
refuse to settle. there is a version of reality that matches your wildest vision, down to the atoms. don't let fatigue trick you into accepting a smaller room. demand the whole fucking house.
Solar Simone thee Astro Princess retweeted
that’s why the goal of dating is to find compatibility. finding someone who has similar long term goals, similar values, similar interests, similar senses of humor, similar intellect, similar expectations of affection or quality time, none of that gets easier from experience.
Replying to @DeLadyKhepera
That sounds so good! Do you have a specific recipe you use?
Solar Simone thee Astro Princess retweeted
i’m big on random corny reassurance texts because we all have so much emotional turmoil and most of it is just noise we convince ourselves of

























