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Wind me up and let me go

Sunken City by the Ocean
Joined July 2009
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Just got done banging my straight razor on the curb and leaving it in an old rain barrel. God, I love being a ruffian! Fuck yeah!
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we are putting asmongold in prison
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This is what voter suppression looks like.
Early voting lines at the Montgomery County Board of Elections are an estimated 3 hour wait time as of 3 pm today.
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i condemn haley stevens
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Just last month, DoorDash couldn’t seem to find the money to pay their deliveristas — until our administration forced them to give back $131M+ in stolen wages and penalties. This week, they’ve managed to find $17 billion to acquire one of their main competitors. Corporate consolidation means higher prices, harsher exploitation, and greater economic inequality for New Yorkers. We’ve stood up to these giants before. That doesn’t stop now.
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I voted against the DSA resolution authorizing this letter, but the numbers just weren't on my side.
Today, my district office received a suspicious package similar to those sent to other congressional offices across the country. Our office was evacuated, and I’m grateful that my staff is safe. I want to thank the Prince William County Police and Fire Departments, as well as federal law enforcement, for their swift response and professionalism. Political violence and intimidation have no place in our democracy. Those responsible must be held accountable.
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Vaxxed?
Historic town hall ablaze in Limoges, France, amid nationwide unrest
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Really excited for the YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING themed popcorn bucket this weekend
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When they’re rude to me at a small business my own mother doesn’t even give a shit but people are pressed they might have thought Kelly Clarkson wasn’t all that??
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THE TRIPLE DIPPER IS $20 NOW AND YOU TOOK AWAY THE ORIGINAL CHICKEN CRISPERS. DO NOT TRY TO FUCKING VIRTUE SIGNAL RIGHT NOW. YOU’VE DONE TOO MUCH HARM TO TRY TO DO THAT.
NOT AT CHILI’S BABY 10.99 for a burger with fries, bottomless chips and salsa and unlimited drink.
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Not right now kitten the walls are closing in on daddy.
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Almost liked a hate tweet
This is the kind of video socialists will post with the caption, “There is no such thing as unskilled labor.”
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The irony is Nick Shirley has a false idea about life in America and has taken more than his fair share. More than any immigrant. His whole output was putting out YouTube videos to no one for years. Not an honest days work in his whole life.
💥 Fortnite Friday is BACK 💥 🇺🇸 Pulitzer-Candidate Nick Shirley boards the Battle Bus for an afternoon of laughs, love, and conversation 🔥 🇺🇸 4PM PST / 7PM EST 🇺🇸
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Replying to @BriannaWu
Can a Jewish friend please give me the K pass?
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birthdays just don’t feel the same without the free flow of maritime trade through the Strait of Hormuz
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Isn’t this the biggest loser lady? What does she know about anything?
We are watching a true psychopath in action. I always wondered how Hitler got millions to kill millions. This certainly gives us some insight.
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Andrew Tate’s Bugatti and Aston Martin were reportedly rented, according to recent court filings from the Tates’ lawyer in their U.S. case.
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Fact | We Analyzed 25,000 Hours of Hasan Piker Livestreams. One Word That Is Never Used: Fun.
Opinion | We Analyzed 25,000 Hours of Hasan Piker Livestreams. One Word That Is Never Used: Civility.
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I actually would prefer no one be able to do this
James Talarico doesn’t want veterans to be able to do this, i’m not kidding. Texas, we must vote for @KenPaxtonTX .
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I thought we had more time. I thought I could make it up somehow. I try to weave between the lines. I try to turn myself up loud.
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