@SocialContagent

she/it 26 🏳️‍⚧️ stupid, forced to write python in a dungeon for my sins

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how im gonna be acting in the care home after my age 35 chemical lobotomy removes whatever sentience was left in me
made me smile@mademe__smileOct 21
An elephant that happily cooperates when getting a bath.
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Firefox android is legitimate such a piece of shit browser, I use it for the add-on compatibility but the amount of bugs and like every day usability problems are gonna make me switch to titanium any day now
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Oh yeah man you just gotta deal with the fact page loads on app resume take like 20 seconds sometimes, kill yourself
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"Just restart the app every time you use it, don't worry about the fact there has been a bug for like 3 years that make the browser randomly forget your tabs"
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im genuinely such a loser with 0 game dude I'm glad i got nice tits cause what else have i got going on
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with the amount of weed im smoking my mind ought to at least stop having random nightmares man what do i even smoke this stuff for
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I've had a secret "timetraveler me can prove herself to me" phrase since I've been like 11 which will surely be useful to me any day now
aims (๑•́ ₃ •̀๑)@smolSyrupaddictOct 16
fun fact i have a secret time loop word that i came up with years ago. if anyone ever comes to me and claims to be in a time loop i will tell them the word so the next loop they can just go "hey, the secret word is-" and i will have to believe them because i have never told it🙏
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watching that vending machine isekai cause i have no hope/am devoid of a soul/am not human like you are, and mapping out exactly how i'd get off to people eating the food from my vending machine body
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sometimes i surface from the fog and i gaze in horror upon myself and go back under haha
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sorry i havent held my plushie in 3 hours and i wont make it to 4 without crying
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The way that everything in this is like flickering and vibrating is honestly not entirely dissimilar to how really intense visual snow looks like
Game Unlocked
@gameunlocked26Oct 9
Batman: Arkham Knight with DLSS 5 & Realistic Graphics Mod is Insane!
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We're bringing back cowering in fear. We're reinventing physical effects of stress on your body in a way youve never seen before!!!
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When you recall a smell for .2 seconds and get a flood of old memories that you usually don't really have access to and then it all goes away again, brain does a little trolling I guess
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The kind of mentally ill where I walk in circles in my home because I have to do the dishes but I don't want to get my hands wet and I have to vacuum but I don't want it to be loud and I have to take out the trash but I don't wanna go outside without shaving and can't do anything
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Wake up cancel plans freak out type day
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I'm genuinely such a vessel when I get scared I just have no coherent thoughts within me at all and basically asking anything of me will result in no result except me getting more scared
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opsec level: vpn server is in a former military base just so activists can get their emails given to police by proton without challenge regardless
Proton VPN
@ProtonVPNOct 1
We developed Secure Core for those who are at-risk: activists, journalists, and anyone in an authoritarian surveillance state who needs extra protection. Here's how it works:
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Gregor samsa if he locked the fuck in
ERASER
@YepWnSep 30
木が_(┐「ε:)_
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I got like 20 self destructive urges that all mutually keep each other at bay like the mr burns disease door
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This is what it feels like to be a dissociated weed addict from a family of alcoholics, it's pathetic but also undeniably lame and reddit in a rick and morty way
lia@sativasanchezSep 30
i love this edit so much
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