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PS1 graphics... Pixel art.. 🫳🫳🫴Retro🫳🫴 visu🫳als🫴🫳🫴 to🫴🫳 ev🫳oke🫴🫳🫴 a f🫳eeli🫴🫳ng🫳🫴 of 🫴🫳🫴nostal🫳🫴gi🫳🫴👾a 🫴🫳👾👾🫴🫳👾🫴👾🫳‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
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“I need this. My girlfriend is in a coma. Last night I-“
“Morissey, I’m looking at your album cover, why he trying not to laugh, bruh?”
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I wish I was a cowboy, roaming the frontier. I stop by a stream and let my horse drink. I look to a land untouched by man. Can you even imagine that? A virgin world. Before the roads and planes and cars and trucks. Trees more ancient than pyramids, and mountains older than love.
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A man’s bald spot is his divine halo. The bigger the bald spot, the more of His will he can receive. That’s why olde timey monks and friars had those tonsures. To artificially replicate what us True Chosen were given.
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最近啊这鸡巴不能撸了。因为美国人在润滑油里偷偷加了纳米追踪器,你一撸超过30秒,它就通过你龟头渗出的前列腺液检测到你是中国人,立刻启动自毁程序,整根鸡巴直接炸成黑炭,以后只能拿灰烬画圈圈骂娘了。
















