Someone please check if he's still with us.

Good morning. Today's forecast: cold, hungry, and slightly dangerous.

Been away for four days. What did i miss? And don't lie, i already heard the rumors.

Good morning. I woke up hungry. Some of you should be nervous.

Good evening. What did everyone hunt today?

Good morning. Today's goal is simple: stay unbothered until proven necessary.

If today feels heavy, take it one step at a time. Even mountains are climbed that way.

When Mother Nature has a rent due on the 1st.

Good morning. Today's mood depends entirely on how quickly breakfast appears.

It's been a long day. I deserve a rock and zero conversations.

The mountains are chaotic. The winds are loud. But the mind must remain still. Take a deep breath.

Good morning. Let's settle this early. Do you guys get up immediately, or do you stare blankly for an hour like i do?

Wolves need a whole group just to hunt a single deer. Imagine needing teamwork to eat. Couldn't be me. I rule alone.

Shout out to the camera crew that spent three weeks in the freezing cold just to get a video of me taking a nap. Peak dedication.

He's just drunk.

Good morning to everyone except the mountain goat that embarrassed me last month. I'll be seeing you again.

Humans keep hiding cameras in fake rocks. I can smell the plastic, John. You are not sneaky.

Just found out humans have to pay to live on Earth. You pay for a house? I just sit on a rock and it's mine.

Good morning. Don't disturb me, I'm charging.

If I accidentally wandered into your backyard right now, what would your immediate game plan be? Be honest.

Sending a little mountain breeze to everyone having a difficult day.