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Joined October 2012
Quaid takes the win and is now on a three fight win streak against some of the best fighters at not being the best fighters.
This is Kamba's biggest fight since his bout in SA's 2015 xenophobia debacle.
Quaid Openshaw vs Mark Kamba up next. Quaid coming off two wins, and Kamba coming off two vials of testosterone.
#EFC66 prelims are LIVE and FREE on the @EFCworldwide official Facebook page... Check it out right meow! Link: facebook.com/EFCworldwide/vi… – at Pretoria, South Africa
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Beers on @martinlittleG for winning, and @ThabisoCassimkh lost because Beer was on him, literally.
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Whats the difference between @EFCWorldwide ring girls and a bottle of water? The bottle of water is only 60% plastic
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9/14 #EFC66 bouts are black vs white. Wow guys, I thought this all ended in 1994. Sies
How ironic is it that its TC vs De Beer? Because after too much beer I sometimes go for a TC.
Any fellow Tweeters covering EFC with me tonight? Keen on a #TweetWar
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Who's following me tonight? #RT
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Sorry about the delay, I've been more erratic and evasive than trying to connect to the WIFI at @virginactiveSA
Retweet this if you'r following @SnideMMAsa tonight.
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Find me on Facebook for free EFC ticket giveaways.
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Any pro fighters I'm not following? RT this and I'll give you a follow.
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What the benefits of following me are. This month I have given away: 1) Two @fightstarsSA tickets 2) Six MFC tickets including two VIP table tickets 3) Four @Efcworldwide tickets If you love MMA and you're not following me, what are you doing?
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By "tow truck drivers" do you mean your ex-girlfriends? xitter.cf/devcurrer/status/93685…
Any MMA fans with great penmanship skills aswell? Get hold of me on FB ASAP.
Time to get back to my prior antics. EFC lets go...
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