Software Architect at @applearn. I also make walking sticks and furniture.
Chorley, England
Joined May 2008
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In this post we'll define what a Proactively Initialized Lambda Sandbox is, how they differ from cold starts, and measure how frequently they occur.
{ author: @astuyve } #DEVCommunity
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(For the benefit of people a rung or two out: “cattle, not pets” is the dicta regarding new approaches to server administration, where the machines are maintained by software and dispassionately slaughtered if they have performance problems rather than lovingly nursed by people.)
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Honestly, we could really go for an Ergonomic Aluminum Laptop Stand right now.
This Toronto restaurant makes it easy for workers to expense their lunches, by listing menu items as common office supplies. (h/t @joshuagoodfield)
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Hey @BorisJohnson, thought I’d do a survey to help you read the room.
A simple question:
Should Stanley Johnson (Boris Johnson’s father) receive a knighthood?
Please retweet once you answer so that we can get as many responses as possible
3%Yes
97%No
222,161 votes • Final results Simon Stevens retweeted
Allow me to introduce you to the most ridiculous yet amazing thing you will see this week.
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More workers need to understand that most employment attorneys do not charge you for their services. They get paid only if they win. Document any labor violation in writing and call an attorney. The more these companies are held accountable the less they will violate your rights.
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First static fire attempt of 33 Raptor engines on Booster 7 xitter.cf/i/broadcasts/1BdGYygbW…
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Last night when I was sleeping, I apparently rolled over, sleep-shouted in my husbands face “and that’s why we do unit tests!” And rolled back over.
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SpaceX had four rockets on four pads and two Dragons on orbit today—as CRS-26 Dragon departed the @space_station with Crew-5 Dragon still attached to the orbiting lab, Falcon Heavy rolled out of the hangar, two Falcon 9’s readied for launch, and Ship 24 was stacked onto Booster 7
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Kerbal Space Program Free on Epic store.epicgames.com/en-US/
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We don't know for sure what new 2023 will bring us. I want to wish all of us one thing – victory. And that's the main thing.
Glory to Ukraine!
Happy New Year!
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