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Houston, TX
Joined January 2011
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POV: Called by @AstrosTrainGuy! What a view (@astros IG)
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Montage of clips of Trump talking about how hot and handsome he finds various young men that he encounters over the years while praising their muscles and other body parts.
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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
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YOU HEARD THE MAN‼️‼️ #GoCards
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DET 47 - 9 DAL Final That's Scorigami!! It's the 1087th unique final score in NFL history.
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Trump: “You know the world, right? The world is tiny compared to the universe.” xitter.cf/Ronxyz00/status/184366…
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This photo from the Astros photo team is iconic. Bravo
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Tremendo ''Machetazo'' de Martín Maldonado. 😤
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I’m in the exact same spot as last night - hoping the ‘stros keep it to 8.5 innings tonight instead of 10. Thanks for the smooth ride here @METROHouston.
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I didn’t know @GuyFieri’s son played football at Clemson!
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Bregman on Altuve: “From day one of Spring Training, he shows up, work his tail off. He always has a smile on his face. He's so nice to everyone that he comes into contact with, players, coaches, staff, people at the stadium, fans. He's an unbelievable human being, and to be able to be his teammate, it's been an honor, and hopefully I can be his teammate forever.”
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Babe Ruth first 6 seasons: 391 G, 49 HR, 224 RBI, .981 OPS Barry Bonds first 3 seasons: 407 G, 65 HR, 165 RBI, .814 OPS Mike Trout first 4 seasons: 493 G, 98 HR, 307 RBI, .945 OPS Yordan Alvarez first 5 seasons: 411 G, 110 HR, 329 RBI, .977 OPS
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We're giving away an exclusive Gold Box! Retweet to win.
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The Jose Altuve hate still blows my mind. Dude’s one of the nicest players in the game, one of the most improbable success stories in the sport, and it was proven that he didn’t use the sign stealing system. Let my guy live.
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Gas stove culture war is the silliest $&*! ever. No one is coming for your existing stoves, you cretins. Maybe—MAYBE—they’ll lose favor for future housing development. – at Houston, TX
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Update on Damar: His vitals are back to normal and they have put him to sleep to put a breathing tube down his throat. They are currently running tests. We will provide updates as we have them.
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