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Hollywood, Los Angeles
Joined February 2009
Jake the Snake retweeted
u only get 47 chances with me after that I’m done it’s strict over here fr
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Jake the Snake retweeted
I wish Ma was real so she could be on Traitors.
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I would also like to see Kelly Clarkson vs the talking bird on Celebrity Deathmatch
When we were a proper country this would be solved on Celebrity Deathmatch
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This is called snuff
WASHINGTON (AP) - Pentagon says the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan will be livestreamed in December.
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When we were a proper country this would be solved on Celebrity Deathmatch
Kourtney Kardashian said “f*ck that bitch” about Jennifer Lawrence after the actress called her “more annoying than ever.” Lawrence then asked Kim for Kourtney’s contact information so she could apologize for her comments. “I just feel like I’m one of your sisters,” Lawrence wrote in her apology. “OK, she thinks she’s one of my sisters? I’ll f*cking slap the sh*t out of her,” Kourtney joked. “I was like, ‘Invite her over, and I’ll go for it like she’s my sister.” variety.com/2026/tv/news/jen…
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Theyre doing my girl dirty arent they
teyonah please i’m already hanging on by a thread
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Jake the Snake retweeted
Simon has been found dead, reportedly from "suicide." RIP to Simon and to all whistleblowers who have died too young. The truth about Lutnick will never die
I am the British whistleblower who reported evidence concerning Howard Lutnick, his links to Jeffrey Epstein, and Cantor Fitzgerald and BGC to the FBI in 2020–21. Listen to the BBC File on 4 documentary about my whistleblower story: bbc.com/audio/play/m002yx47 BBC News: bbc.com/news/articles/c9q28d… I later shared evidence with the House Oversight Committee, which subsequently questioned Lutnick behind closed doors. My disclosures also contributed to regulatory action in the US and UK, including a £96m HMRC tax assessment relating to BGC’s partnership scheme. I believe the true tax exposure is substantially higher. I also reported to the FBI and financial regulators matters involving Cantor Fitzgerald’s Relief Fund and BGC/Cantor’s annual 9/11 Charity Day. The personal consequences of whistleblowing, and the retaliation I say followed, have been devastating for my family and me. Mother Jones previously reported that documents I uncovered revealed a years-long business tie between Howard Lutnick, Cantor Fitzgerald and Jeffrey Epstein through AdFin, including a 2018 exchange in which Lutnick and Epstein discussed the company directly: motherjones.com/politics/202… motherjones.com/politics/202… Follow me here on X and on LinkedIn. I intend to share more of the evidence and the story behind what happened.
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Jake the Snake retweeted
i know he’s a beast when the viagra kicks in
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Jake the Snake retweeted
FREE PALESTINE ‼️‼️‼️
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Jesus fucking christ
Xavier Becerra, the Democratic candidate for California governor, has taken substantial corporate funding from oil companies like Chevron. He assured us that he won’t take money from just any company, though. Watch the full interview: sf.news/3VVgRcN
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Finally something of value from this twat
My only commentary about Taylor Swifts new extra music is she is around the same age that Madonna gave us the “Ray of Light” album. Do with this information what you will.
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Where the hell is Wandavision?
Here’s The New York Times 100 Best TV Shows of the 21st Century: nytimes.com/interactive/2026…
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Stars: they’re just like us!
Alaska Senate Democrat Mary Peltola Used “Faggot” and “Retard” in Staff Outbursts — NYT
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Jake the Snake retweeted
Iranian President Masoud Pezeshkian: Atomic and nuclear bombs are in the hands of the Israeli regime, but the inspectors are requested to come to Iran. Israel has murdered savagely over 70,000 innocents in Gaza, but Iran, while behind the table of negotiation, was bombed. Israel has the bombs, has weapons of mass destruction, is not a member of the Non-Proliferation Treaty, during her shameful life has not allowed a single inspection, but they are rewarded by all the means necessary for them to be able to bomb any capital in the region at will.
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Thats mother @RuPaul
Look at this guy lol...his name is Sam Aldabbagh, he's the owner of a strip club in Las Vegas called The Can Can Room. He was on trial for running "an illegal business in violation of State law," which I can only assume involves prostitution. Dude looks like Roy Orbison and Gene Simmons combined
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Malia Obama
Horsegiirl unmasked is like if Paris Hilton and PinkPantheress Digimon fused
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Me too
he’s only 18 inches and 3 pounds which means he’s about the size of a rusty spotted wildcat oh my god 🥺🥺
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Rep. Beatty is a queeeeen down
OH. MY. GOD. If you have EVER fantasized about what you'd tell trump to his face if you had the chance, Rep. Joyce Beatty just DID that. He thought he was going to call her names. And he found out. So good. 🔥 🔥 🔥
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I don’t care how hot you are if your tattoos are tacky.
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