Your less-than-friendly neighborhood serpent

San Diego, CA
Joined March 2021
There are two types of birds
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I call them the Screaming Scrotums
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I bet he can smell colors rn
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She didn't wanna come out, so we just cleaned around her while she loudly judged us
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There, now you've seen snake porn You're welcome
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The face of a man that wants snuggles, but I am clearly far too busy gaming
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This is the face of someone who had TWO seizures back to back and had me sitting out in my front yard at 3am again until they stopped
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The look of betrayal as i go into the bathroom instead of downstairs to his snack jar
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Big head, no thoughts
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So long, old friend
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There's one braincell ploinking around in there like an old windows screensaver
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I love it when multiple Splitgate people owe me money because then they decide they're just not gonna pay me for 2 years and counting So much for trying to help out "friends"
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Here we see the misty noodle with her noodlettes
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Currently 2500 miles away from home and obsessively watching my babies hatching on the egg cam every 30 minutes
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1,405 miles of literally just this
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I knew 3rd gens were bad on fuel economy, but this is getting ridiculous
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I call her the white pearl
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After 7.5 years it was finally time to tear down the "water lawn" (UNS 3N) and replant it for a fresh start Hopefully I can get my little lawn going again
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Trying to update photos on available snakes and she had other ideas
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We've gotten to the point where tournaments offering free entry and cash prizes are having to be canceled or are almost having to be canceled due to lack of participants Not just Splitgate 2, but also OGSG The community we once loved is giving up
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