Pretty accurate.

Neville does my head in on comms these days “I don’t know what shape they’re playing sometimes Mbeumo is on the wing and other times he’s up front” He’s obviously been given a roaming role in a false 9 you disingenuous twat.

Schade about to come on for the second half. Where’s that account that was posting he was going to be out for months. 😂 #FPL

Wait, why are the premier league doing this performative take the knee bollocks again?

I quite liked that “stop the wedding” song when I first heard it 2 weeks ago. 500 times later I’m fed up of it. Apparently it’s the only ‘new’ track released judging by the rate Radio 1 play it.

Watching the first episode of “Tyson” on Netflix, was it mandatory that everyone interviewed has to have a lisp? 😂

Genuine question. How do Liverpool keep dropping £100m plus on players who then look completely gash when they turn out for them? Wirtz and Isak last season, Barcola so far this season. Uncanny.

Ferrari man! Why no double stack?!! Genuinely think half of us on here could be better strategists than whoever they’ve got back at Maranello.

Will never not find Stroll being unable to spin an F1 car funny.

Here we go Ferrari “strategy” again. #SingaporeGP

As if Belloumi has started every game for Hull and the week I bring him in he’s benched 😂😂😂😂 This fucking game man. #FPL

Good news, the F1 started later than I thought so only missed 18 laps. The bad news is Sky with their shitty “race live at 11:30am” adverts almost made me bin off the gym. Put the ACTUAL race start time not your shitty show start time of two hours or whatever of waffle.

Tiffy is hard as nails tbf. Took that bump and then back in the ring before you know it. #MITB

Joao Pedro making Ancelotti look more and more silly for his WC omission each week.

Hammy Mate. No point throwing in best after best in Q3 and 2 to then fuck it when it matters. 😩 #SingaporeGP

That Trafford attempt at a save… #ARSLEE

Cool, off to enjoy my day. Of course someone goes off JUST at the tyres crossover point that could have made things interesting. #F1

Seriously how do people like “Geese”? Just sounds like a pissed up bloke ‘singing’ down the pub.

How in the space of 2/3 months have Croatia gone from giving England a game to looking clueless?

Why does BBC Radio 2 completely removed the chorus to Pink Pony Club? Like how do you even remove the chorus of a song ffs 😂😂

Decided to start watching Last Seen on Apple TV after recognising Patrick Brammall of Colin from Accounts fame and glad I did! Gripping tv! 🤩