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The Court of Dreams@SmurflexisOct 4

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I’m confused on why you are confused that people have this take.

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Grip Skylark 💕✨

@talleyberrybaby21h

OK THEN BITCH, A FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT! Tf???

6ix@O_sinofmOct 19

Moaning during sex as a guy is performative asf

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The Court of Dreams@Smurflexis15h

Ignorance

mar⭑@chrrypmOct 8

best paramore song but you can't say decode, misery business, all i wanted, hard times or this is why

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I’ve been tacky since elementary school then

@HeartBreakMelzOct 20

Sneaking snacks/food into the movie theater is tacky

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The Court of Dreams@Smurflexis19h

My dream job is to have been born into a multimillion dollar family 😭 or win the lottery

@BuddyNoLoveOct 19

My dream job is no job at all. I want to be paid for existing. Is that unrealistic? Sure. But it's my dream, not yours.

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ʑ★ყ@youngzayhanortOct 19

i love when someone you think is fine, also thinks you’re fine. that means we’re kissing soon right? #uswhennigga

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The Court of Dreams@Smurflexis21h

I’m 30 today which means within the next year I either need to be engaged, have a baby on the way or adopt 3 cats.

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The Court of Dreams@Smurflexis23h

Balloons on my page. No balloons on your page 🥳🎉🎊

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The Court of Dreams@SmurflexisOct 19

Ultron came in dropping bars early

@RealRobatOct 14

“You don’t see the pain and confusion? Or the anger? Or grief? The things that motivate every aspect of their being. The relentlessly aspirational but at the same time, they wallow in their hardship and misery, guilt. They’re grotesque and yet lovely” Wow #VisionQuest

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The Court of Dreams@SmurflexisOct 19

I refuse to believe Wanda is actually dead. We didn’t see her body!

alias@itsjustanxOct 14

“She was sort of crushed under the weight of a mountain.” WE ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT THAT #VisionQuest

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The Court of Dreams@SmurflexisOct 19

Jarvis being the first one to get deleted is BLASPHEMY. #VisionQuest

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The Court of Dreams@SmurflexisOct 19

If Paladin and his team are suppose to be the top notch bounty hunters….. they should know they would need vibranium or alien weaponry to take down vision shouldnt they? These regular guns aren’t gonna do a damn thing. #VisionQuest

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The Court of Dreams@SmurflexisOct 19

Vision could just kill Paladin and go in to take Tommy out of the sanitarium himself like….. what’s stopping him? #VisionQuest

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The Court of Dreams@SmurflexisOct 18

Bro whose house is Wolverine at????

🍏@warmapplepiexOct 18

getting fingered while you're being eaten out

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The Court of Dreams@SmurflexisOct 18

Oh it’s fall for REAL

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The Court of Dreams@SmurflexisOct 18

Yeah just not as loudly as I do with a partner

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A Pimp Named Thickback 🍑

@Taurus_GrooveOct 17

I hate tht cheat back nonsense. They already won cause they cheated first. You don’t wanna leave??? Like why isn’t that the first choice???

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The Court of Dreams@SmurflexisOct 18

One thing the French know how to do is protest!

@DailyLoudOct 17

Protests in France have turned completely violent over the cost of living 🤯

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Pausing a movie to rant to your invisible audience about how stupid that character is >>>>> 😭

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@_girlarchiveOct 17

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