ᴄᴏʟᴇ ᴄᴀꜱꜱɪᴅʏ (@SmokinRevolver) | teapawt

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ᴄᴏʟᴇ ᴄᴀꜱꜱɪᴅʏ@SmokinRevolverJun 30

ᴄᴏʟᴇ ᴄᴀꜱꜱɪᴅʏ@SmokinRevolverJun 30

ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ɪꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴜᴛʟᴀᴡ ɪɴ ʏᴏᴜ?

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ᴄᴏʟᴇ ᴄᴀꜱꜱɪᴅʏ@SmokinRevolver20h

Learned to shut up and listen when I pretty lady speaks to me.

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ᴄᴏʟᴇ ᴄᴀꜱꜱɪᴅʏ@SmokinRevolverOct 23

Damn, yer ready.

𝙋𝙃𝘼𝙍𝘼𝙃@CALL_4_SECURITYOct 23

There's a special clip on my suit for a leash

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ᴄᴏʟᴇ ᴄᴀꜱꜱɪᴅʏ@SmokinRevolverOct 23

Need one to walk me like a dog.

𝙋𝙃𝘼𝙍𝘼𝙃@CALL_4_SECURITYOct 23

Thank god, so many people can't admit they like assertive women these days.

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ᴄᴏʟᴇ ᴄᴀꜱꜱɪᴅʏ@SmokinRevolverOct 23

I like keepin' it #real

𝙋𝙃𝘼𝙍𝘼𝙃@CALL_4_SECURITYOct 23

This is why I fuck with you. You're always keeping it real.

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ᴄᴏʟᴇ ᴄᴀꜱꜱɪᴅʏ@SmokinRevolverOct 23

I like women who tell me what to do.

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ᴄᴏʟᴇ ᴄᴀꜱꜱɪᴅʏ@SmokinRevolverOct 22

(*😞)

𝙫𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙖.@NEWEMPlREOct 22

hate

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ᴄᴏʟᴇ ᴄᴀꜱꜱɪᴅʏ@SmokinRevolverOct 22

(*🤠)

𝙫𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙖.@NEWEMPlREOct 22

i guess

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ᴄᴏʟᴇ ᴄᴀꜱꜱɪᴅʏ@SmokinRevolverOct 22

My penis is doing that thing again.

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ᴄᴏʟᴇ ᴄᴀꜱꜱɪᴅʏ@SmokinRevolverOct 21

(*hand raised, scratching his beard with he thinks.) Hm, I actually dunno about these parts, I usually jus' grab beers from the store and drink em' here.

—baptiste.@pajanmmouriOct 20

( trying to smile a normal amount about this. ) alright, but, i'll have to trust your bar expertise. i'm more of a club guy! just don't know any good ones in the area except the gym if Lúcio's working out.

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ᴄᴏʟᴇ ᴄᴀꜱꜱɪᴅʏ@SmokinRevolverOct 20

That is the best question I've been asked all day, course I'd love to.

—baptiste.@pajanmmouriOct 20

would you want to.. hit a bar?

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quotebot against humanity.@cIowneryismOct 14

oh boy. a cheeseburger. how could this day get any better?

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NONBINARYFAN@NONBINARYFANOct 19

(runs into the Emergency room) what Happened ????? doctor: Even the Hamburger couldnt Helper

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ᴄᴏʟᴇ ᴄᴀꜱꜱɪᴅʏ@SmokinRevolverOct 20

I need to drink beer and see naked men.

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Old Man Rattle@oldrattle_Oct 20

slapping my fat bear belly so hard that i get internal bleeding and die

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ᴄᴏʟᴇ ᴄᴀꜱꜱɪᴅʏ@SmokinRevolverOct 20

I need a beer honestly.

—baptiste.@pajanmmouriOct 18

... considering that cough? i don't think so, buddy. need some water?

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@drpepperOct 18

Day 3 no Dr Pepper. I can feel my psychic powers growing weaker

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🐤ᴅᴜᴄᴋʏʜᴇᴀᴅ⋆

@duckyh34dOct 19

🌧️

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evil devin (#1 mons pubis fan)@devincumguyOct 19

she giving me a burgerjob with fries

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Unsaid_feelings

@Unsaidfeeling_1Oct 18

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ᴄᴏʟᴇ ᴄᴀꜱꜱɪᴅʏ@SmokinRevolverOct 18

I should get paid in burgers instead of cash.

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