Joined January 2022
Marty Schnitzel III Jr. retweeted
This is a photo of me and my pledge bros at the football game. We asked the broad in Aphi to take a silly one for us 😜
4
1
262
9,093
Did Malik nabers just become the most valuable wr in fantasy now that 9 has entered the scene?
3
285
Add Gotterup to the one o clock slate. Redzone do you mind following the action?
2
79
“Let’s go to snap quick add and find our future wife”-Bmart
1
8
212
Marty Schnitzel III Jr. retweeted
I woke up to Bears Qb @CALEBcsw spreading disinformation about me. I didn’t get anybody arrested or kicked outta school. That moron threw shit at me on camera in the middle of a pizza review and it went viral. Play stupid games win stupid prizes Regardless I will not hold this against Caleb. He’s an emotional guy and in his feelings after tweaking his hammy. I am rooting for him and all of Chicago. I can’t wait to see 18 back on the field this week after that season ending injury. When they go low I go high! Go Bears!🐻
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Patrick McClintock was arrested Nov 2025 and charged with misdemeanor disturbing the peace after throwing coins and yelling antisemitic remarks at Portnoy in a pizza review. He voluntarily withdrew from MSU. Police acted on the viral video. foxnews.com/us/student-arr… nypost.com/2025/11/10/spo…
2,353
335
280
17,493
3,858,743
Marty Schnitzel III Jr. retweeted
If Jaxson Dart played that game, the New York Giants are 2-0.
470
158
108
3,653
410,421
Marty Schnitzel III Jr. retweeted
What is Mamdani’s plan to heal Jaxson Dart?
1
3
839
3rd and 2nd inside the 10 yard line. Yea let’s throw skatt on the bench and hand it off to Najee fucking Harris.
4
100
Can someone give Tommy devito a call
2
81
Kelce gotta be on roids
2
102
No one does it like thing 17 🤙 #dayton
1
3
166
Marty Schnitzel III Jr. retweeted
“I always get pancakes for the table. Unlocks the whole menu. It’s the best. Everyone who steps into a diner is thinking in their head, ‘should I do pancakes?’ But you don’t wanna just do pancakes, but you’d eat pancakes. So you get the pancakes for the table” -Big Cat
225
407
335
23,342
7,019,567
Zyns make life so much more awesome.
1
2
42
“Paused my game to be here 🎮” #loyola
7
87
Marty Schnitzel III Jr. retweeted
Air Force One flies overhead in Doonbeg as Rory McIlroy searches for his drive off the 3rd tee in the dune off the right. 1.45pm
65
275
22
3,764
560,436
Had a women uber driver last night. She proved me right
1
3
78
I’ve the giants win the Super Bowl imma get an obj tat on my dick
5
76
POV: your girl behind the DJ booth rn. She’s a good one tho she just likes to have fun.
1
1
94
Machines running at 101 temp. They’ve burnt the fucking bean to smithereens.
2
77
Marty Schnitzel III Jr. retweeted
If you use a broomstick putter just go ahead and shut the fuck up.
1
1
32