Big news, twin girls!! #parenthood

Great time in Vegas with friends, sure miss my family. hope my wife is feeling better #pregnancy

Contemplating day 2 of #marchmadness

Just finished doing hair, man I missed my calling!

Only 50 texts per month?? #really

Wish I could live up to these guys! #heroes

Much respect for the Duggars #family

Just saw Andy graham walk in, that's a sexy mother! #stilldirty

Having a great time in Vegas! You gotta check out the Excaliber! #modernmarvel

Having a great night with @Porter570 !

I don't understand, why can't you just GIVE me directions? #poorservice

Just read in the paper, big sale on Aqua Net @walgreens ! #deals

US Mail no longer on the weekends?! #areyoukiddingme

Checking out the new Plasma TV's! #lovenewtechnology

Go big on Michael Turner, if I know one thing NFL RB's are like a fine wine #getbetterwithage #nfl #fantasyfootball

Any advice for getting toast out of the VCR? #kids

Going to pick up a movie at #blockbuster! Love Friday nights with the family!

man these buttons are TINY on the new #nokia phone. Gonna miss that about my flip, but #goodwithchange

Going to pick up my new feature phone! Goodbye Motorola Flip! #solastyear

Just got done with a run - me and my Walkman....#solitude