@SmithJamesChris

Aspiring creative and mensch. Two time Christmas cracker joke competition finalist. Views expressed are my own. He/him.

 Blackpool, England.
Joined July 2011
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🚨LATE BREAKING NEWS🚨 It appears I have another one-liner included in tomorrow's broadcast of @DMsAreOpenBBC! Friday 23rd June, 10.30pm, BBC Radio 4 Extra! bbc.co.uk/programmes/m001n0f…

BBC Radio 4 - DMs Are Open, Series 2, 6. History

Ali Official and Athena Kugblenu host the sketch show written by the public.

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Snapmaker
@snapmakerOct 15
🎃 HALLOWEEN GIVEAWAY! 👻 Spooky season, big treats! Follow the steps below for a chance to win Snapmaker U1 and Halloween Filament Bundle. 🕷️💀🧙 How to Enter 1️⃣ Follow @snapmaker 2️⃣ Like & Share this post 3️⃣ Comment the Halloween item you’d love to 3D print 💬 4️⃣ Complete tasks on Gleam: gleam.io/FibQM/snapmaker-hal… Prize Pool 🎁 1× Snapmaker U1 3D Printer 🎁 3× Pumpkin Lantern Night Filament Bundle 🎁 3× Ghostly Little Monsters Filament Bundle 📅 6 winners will be selected via Gleam and announced in this post on Oct 29. Good luck, makers! 🕸️🛠️ May your prints be spooky and your Halloween be full of treats! 🦇 #SnapmakerU1 #3DPrinting #Halloween #Giveaway
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✨ GIVEAWAY ✨ Critical Role’s Fey Realm D20 is available now! Cast your fate to the D20, and let chaos reign! 🍭 Giveaway ends 9/30 at 12pm CT. To Enter: 💖 Like + RT this post This specialty D20 is available NOW in the Critical Role US, EU, UK, and AU shops! #dnd #dice
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Snapmaker
@snapmakerSep 15
Snapmaker PLA Translucent Launch ✨ With a refined translucent finish, PLA Translucent gently diffuses light for a beautiful, atmospheric look—perfect for decorative pieces, display models, and more. 🌈 💡 Shop PLA Translucent now 👇 🛒 US Store: bit.ly/4iPSUgu 🛒 EU Store: bit.ly/4gHHx9b 🛒 Global Store: bit.ly/4gFF6E3 🎁 GIVEAWAY TIME 🎁 5 lucky winners across Instagram, Facebook, and X will receive any 3 rolls of our new filaments! How to enter: 1️⃣ Follow @snapmaker 2️⃣ Like & Repost this post 3️⃣ Comment what you'd print with PLA Translucent 📅 Winners announced on Sep 23 #Snapmaker #3DPrinting #Filament #PLATranslucent
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Snapmaker
@snapmakerAug 27
🖤 Snapmaker PLA-CF Launch 🎉 Reinforced with carbon fiber for greater stiffness, lower warping, and a clean matte finish. Perfect for functional parts, precision models, jigs, fixtures, and more. 🛠️🪛 Shop Now & Enjoy the Filament Sale 🛒: bit.ly/3Sb8XLb GIVEAWAY TIME 🎁 1️⃣ Follow @snapmaker 2️⃣ Like & Repost this post 3️⃣ Comment what colors do you like and what you'd print with PLA-CF?👇 📅 Winners announced on: Sep 2 5 lucky winners across Facebook, Instagram & X. Each picks any 3 rolls of our new filaments! #Snapmaker #3DPrinting #Filament #GiveawayAlerts
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Loaded
@LoadedENAug 25
WANT A STEAM DECK? 👀 We’re giving one away! 🎮 To enter: 👤 Follow @LoadedEN 💬 Tag a friend in the comments 🔄 Share/repost this post for an extra chance to win Giveaway ends in one month. Good luck! 🤞 T&Cs: Giveaway is open worldwide. The winner may choose between a Steam Deck or $600 worth of Loaded Gift Cards. If the Steam Deck is unavailable in the winner’s country, $600 in gift cards will be provided instead. One winner will be selected at random and contacted via DM. Steam Deck model is subject to availability and Loaded staff discretion.
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Empire
@empiremagazineAug 24
The Royal Albert Hall celebrates legendary film composer John Williams on 31 October with a definitive one-off show starring the London Symphony Orchestra and we have two pairs of tickets to give away! To enter: RT, follow us and tell us your favourite John Williams score.
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🚨 METAL GEAR SOLID GIVEAWAY TIME! 🚨 To celebrate next week's launch of the Metal Gear Solid: Master Collection Volume 2, we're giving YOU the chance to WIN a copy on the format of your choice! TO ENTER: 🫵🏼 Follow us and Retweet! ✍🏼 Respond with your choice of format as well as telling us your favourite Metal Gear Solid game?! ENDS: Wednesday 26th August at 12pm! ⏳
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Snapmaker
@snapmakerAug 4
☀️ New Filament Drop + Giveaway! 🎁 Meet the all-new Snapmaker ABS & ASA! Whether you need extra strength, higher heat resistance, or better outdoor durability, we've got you covered. 🛠️ 💪 Join the Giveaway: 1️⃣ Follow @snapmaker 2️⃣ Like & Repost the post 3️⃣ Comment which filament you'd print with first: ABS or ASA? 👇 🙋 5 lucky winners across X, Facebook & Instagram. Each winner gets 3 rolls of our new filaments! 📅 Winners announced on August 10.
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extremely vivid dream last night where everyone was mad because they did a restoration of Casablanca but changed it so that he says “here’s looking at you, bitch”
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Cineworld
@cineworldJul 28
REPOST FOR A CHANCE TO WIN! 🔁 Our Spider-Man merch is NOW ON SALE! 🥤 We're giving you the chance to win a set of our #BrandNewDay merch! 🕷️ To enter, just repost. Must be a UK resident aged 18+ to enter. Enter by 23:59 BST, 04/08/2026. T&Cs apply: bit.ly/4fCZ54y
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Snapmaker
@snapmakerJul 28
💎 New Filament Drop + Giveaway! ✨ Meet the all-new Snapmaker PETG Translucent! Crystal-clear, strong, heat-resistant, and ready for indoor or outdoor projects. Perfect for lamps, décor, and functional prints. 💡🌿 🎁 GIVEAWAY TIME 🎁 5 lucky winners across Facebook, Instagram & X. Each picks any 3 rolls of our new filaments! How to enter: 1️⃣ Follow @snapmaker 2️⃣ Like & Repost this post ❤️ 3️⃣ Comment which translucent color you'd print first! 👇 📅 Winners announced August 3. 🛒 Shop now & enjoy our filament sale! 🔗 bit.ly/4yFabyq #SnapmakerU1 #TranslucentPETG #3DPrinting #Giveaway #Filament
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Cineworld
@cineworldJul 26
REPOST FOR A CHANCE TO WIN 🔁 Swinging straight into the #SpiderWeek competitions 🕷️ Today, we're giving away FOUR Spider-Man: Brand New Day merch packs! To enter, just repost. Must be a UK resident aged 18+ to enter. Enter by 23:59 BST, 02/08/2026. Full T&Cs: bit.ly/4c2IlT5
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Cineworld
@cineworldJul 22
REPOST FOR A CHANCE TO WIN! 🔁 #TheOdyssey was made to be experienced in IMAX ⚔️ To celebrate this monumental release, we're giving away an IMAX Film Camera Popcorn Bucket! 🎥 To enter, just repost. Must be a UK resident aged 18+ to enter. Enter by 23:59 BST, 29/07/2026. Full T&Cs: bit.ly/45gDcDb
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Big Poppa Pump is gonna hook one of you up! All you gotta do is share this post and comment #holla. Winner to receive a free Winged Genetic Freak T-Shirt
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"Do you remember when you joined X?" Brother, I opened this on a whim today. There's barely anything worth celebrating, here. #MyXAnniversary
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XBOX UK
@xboxukJun 19
We're celebrating one whole month of Forza Horizon 6 🥹🌸 To say thank you, we're giving away 5 @ForzaHorizon 6 XBOX controller and headset bundles For your chance to win: 💚 Follow @XBOXUK 🔄 Repost this post Winners will be chosen on Monday the 22nd June
An image of the Forza Horizon 6 XBOX controller and headset.

ALT An image of the Forza Horizon 6 XBOX controller and headset.

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🚨 COMPETITION TIME! 🚨 To celebrate today's launch of 007 First Light, we're giving YOU the chance to WIN the Legacy Edition on PS5! Includes: Copy of the game on PS5, Golden Gun, Steelbook with Magnet, and MORE! TO ENTER: 🫵🏼 Follow us and Repost this! ✍🏼 Respond with your favourite Bond movie and tell us why?! ENDS: Wednesday 3rd June at 12pm! ⏳ Good luck, 007...
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If #SNLUK means we'll get more British sketch comedy, I'll keep watching.
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@DMsAreOpenBBC? You up?
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@DMsAreOpenBBC! @thesnlnetwork #SNLUK has just finished their first season, and I'm already getting itchy.
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Empire
@empiremagazineMay 6
To celebrate BILLIE EILISH – HIT ME HARD AND SOFT: THE TOUR (LIVE IN 3D) hitting UK cinemas, we’ve teamed up with @ParamountUK to give away a bundle including a signed poster, t-shirt and more. Follow, repost and post a GIF from your favourite James Cameron movie to enter.
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Empire
@empiremagazineApr 18
It's Superman Day! To celebrate we're giving away the Superman 5-Film Collection 1978 – 1987 4K UHD to our readers. To enter follow us, repost this and tell us your favourite scene in the series.
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