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- Sunny’s (Houston) - Rusty Nail (New Orleans) - Corporation Bar & Grill (New Orleans) - Eight Row Flint (Houston) - Deep Eddy Cabaret (Austin)
Top 5 favorite bars I’ve ever been to in no order - wills (Chicago) - hawley arms (London) - 82 Stanton (New York) - Sunny’s (Brooklyn) - Elbo room (ft Lauderdale) Honorable mentions: spring lounge (NYC), dead rabbit (nyc), birds nest (chi), Brooklyn crab (nyc)
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Astros October legend. Miss u Georgie
GEORGE SPRINGER THREE-RUN SHOT BLUE JAYS LEAD 🤯
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Pls delete this I’m begging you
If you under 40 and a Cowboys fan you’re a dick head fr. You let yo nut ass father make you a fan of this shit fr
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i'm a lifelong dallas cowboys fan
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This is all your fault Rafael @tedcruz
Please @god what do we need to do to break the Minute Maid Park curse tomorrow
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Please @god what do we need to do to break the Minute Maid Park curse tomorrow
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It’s been horrible but wouldn’t trade it for anything
Whenever Houston's run is finally over, I want a study conducted on the cardiac effects of your favorite team making it to the ALCS 7+ years in a row. It can't be good. I need a scientist to break it down like it's the equivalent of drinking 93 energy drinks a day for a decade.
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When I show @popthatpousson the bets I made for the weekend
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Another ALCS. Ho hum
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Jeff is so Houston 😭😭
Jeff Bagwell accidentally playing music on his phone mid broadcast 🤣 Shout out Scarface 🤘
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When you’ve had approximately 14 beers and the Denny’s server asks if you want a coffee at 3:12 AM.
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Proud of you @dcarterruff
5 shutout innings 🤝 Major League debut
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George Strait and Run the Jewels
Name 2 concerts that you’ve attended representing two opposite extremes in music. The Who and John Denver.
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A Philly team got their heats broken on the biggest stage for the 2nd time in the last 3 months you say??
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Dallas was a better place because you were here, @doefinney_10. Now go get that Ferrari. Maverick for life 💙🤍 #MFFL
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Favorite non-Dirk Mav ever. Love u Doe Doe
It’s a wings league. Welcome to Brooklyn, @doefinney_10!
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When the kids at the mall are heckling me for wearing Jordans and a dad fit
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Few things scare me more than a Disney Adult
what level of autism is this
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when the wife asks if i wanna split a frozen pizza despite eating dinner an hour ago
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