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Life is a dry hand job, bring lotion!

Joined February 2009
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In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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Yes, it is quite obvious that PPT is indeed David Walliams
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Okay, I think my little break from Twitter is over. One post a week if that isnt cutting it and I have literally ignored EVERYONE! *lol* But I am keeping those words blocked because this place can be an absolute cesspool! Miserable sacks everywhere. :)
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Daryl, Carol, Justina, Roberto, and Antonio face off against a horde of variant walkers in a brand new sneak peek from Season 4 of #DarylDixon!
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What the actual fuck is wrong with you, America?
BREAKING: Defence Secretary Pete Hegseth has said the public will be able to watch the execution of a former US Army major by firing squad.
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Micheal Tracey is a fucking cunt!
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Imagine being so fucking miserable that all you do is spend countless hours on Twitter bitching, moaning, whinging & spouting nonsense Don't you ever get tired of being so terribly unpleasant of a person that no one wants to be around you in person? What a waste of a life
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Florence Pugh calls on more men to speak out against violence on women in response to the Cornell University group sexual assault case: “This is really the moment where we need our men to be as horrified and as sickened as us. You need to be leading conversations about how we change the allowance and complicity of this behaviour as much as we are. How can you expect us to trust that it's "not all men" when in moments like this, many of you stay quiet?”
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Disney got lots wrong about the middle ages, but they got one thing right, LOOK AT ALL THE COLOUR!
Forever obsessed with Disney’s medieval era 🏰✨
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Only in America can peacefully protesting get you arrested, but a seven-hour gang rape gets you a homework assignment. What the fuck are we doing?!
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The six Cornell students that were suspended for the Free Palestine encampments need to come together & sue Cornell University. If you can suspend six students for free speech, you can expelled all seven students for a violent crime against another student. Hold them accountable.
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#DeadCity needs a 4th season, make it it's final season. Manhattan is stable. Maggie, Negan & Hershel go back home to let people know. There they meet back up with Daryl, Carol AND Rick. They decide to merge the communities & BOOM, the series are done. #TheWalkingDead #TWD
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That website is now officially thecornell7.org SHARE IT! #cornelluniversity #cornell #rapeapologists
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"you shouldn't do x because people will think your writing is ai" i'm sorry but i'm not letting the fear of someone calling my work ai change the way i express myself. 3s, em dashes, single word emphasis - i've been doing that shit for years and i'm not about to stop.
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I got $20 on the single father kid!
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I wish people would stop posting pictures of my house online 😉
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