@Smeanz

Swagdaddy. 馃尩馃巿馃暥

 Long Island, NY
Joined September 2009
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I aspire to be half the woman that my dog is.
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I鈥檓 not doing barrel pants. Stop trying to make me do barrel pants.
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This is gonna be the summer I kidnap a pigeon off the street.
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Universal Orlando is not allowed to get rid of the ET ride because every 10 years, I need to breathe in the fake tree warehouse musk and sob when animatronics welcome me home.
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Normalize reappearing periodically to tell everyone you saw THE DEAD MILKMEN this weekend.
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If you complete a bucket list item, does that bring you closer to death?
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That鈥檚 not very Wang Chung of you.
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This place sucks
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WHAT A TIME to be back on the Twitter
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I鈥檓 sry, was that Depeche Mode, organ-style?
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Either way, I WILL be crying tonight
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BAAAAASEBALL
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Helloooo
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The feminine urge to permanently relocate to New Orleans and return to the swamps
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THE Crow?!
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No nvm. I鈥檝e been under a rock. Are we generally against this?
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I look like an exhausted mom but without kids. When did this happen
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I think I鈥檓 gonna start tweetering again
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No yeah, I鈥檓 fine. I didn鈥檛 even choose to be born yet I鈥檓 expected to have a job, but I鈥檓 fine.
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