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Joined September 2010
The notion that it’s somehow rude to touch some else’s cards in a game that you’ve both agreed to play is crazy to me. IMO when you sit down to play, you’re agreeing that both players can touch the cards as a part of the game.
new to riftbound, playing my 3rd nexus night. r1 opponent is playing a legend I've never played against, so I pick it up and read it, put it down, then pick it up again read it to confirm. as I put it down he says "if you touch my cards again I'll wring you by the neck" 1/3
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Sam Pardee retweeted
Privileged to have Merge Maestro bundled up with my favorite game of the year! Seriously check out Zoominoes for the funnest, most crazy combotastic enginebuilder I've ever played! #Zoominoes
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Strangely, 3 PT champs playing in the finals of the team GP is actually fewer than the previous one. Truly a skill intensive format
The finals are set at Magic Spotlight: Marvel Super Heroes in Brussels! Just two teams remain in the hunt for the trophies: 🇩🇪 Oliver Rausch – Thoralf Severin – Jasper Grimmer 🇩🇰 Rasmus Sibast – Christoffer Larsen – Martin Dang #SpotlightMSH
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What I’m learning is that you should play neither Straight Storm nor Gay Storm at a PT under any circumstances
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If I had a nickel for every time I’ve had a bird poop on me while I was indoors, I’d have 10 cents…
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What is the most recent pro tour that was won with a common non-token creature involved in an attack? (Or conceded to a common that could probably attack next turn)
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What would win in a fight?
54%Human-sized House Cat
46%Human-sized Brown Bear
70 votes • Final results
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How many distinct Steam Vents archetypes will they list at this PT metagame breakdown?
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Matt Nass hands me a “decklist” on his phone and then spends the next 5 minutes doing Groucho Marx eyebrows at me expecting me to clap like a trained seal.
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Won the limited PTQ! Deck was great, I’m great!
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The second most humiliated I’ve ever seen Drake be at a Super Bowl…
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Very cool project!
The Next Level Magic Forever Kickstarter is now live!
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This just dropped in the Lorwyn stream and I’m terrified for what this will do to cEDH. Some people will argue that this means “run more removal” but in a format where the stack matters so much I can see this card doing so much harm. Genuinely think THIS CARD IS A MISTAKE
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Sorry, bud. Shorts and hoodie has an unmatched pedigree. xitter.cf/mattccosta/status/1893…
Replying to @MatthewLNass
@MatthewLNass, taking off his sweatpants to reveal gym shorts underneath. “Now I’m ready to play”
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My top 5 movies I saw this year (newish): 1. Sinners 2. The Long Walk 3. One Battle After Another 4. Black Bag 5. Friendship Full list here, I’d say my recommendation cutoff is around A WORKING MAN. boxd.it/ChiFe
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My 5 favorite TV seasons from this year: 1. The Rehearsal Season 2 (maybe my favorite TV season of all time) 2. Pluribus S1 3. Severance S2 4. Andor S2 5. Peacemaker S2 HM: The Chair Company S1
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As the year winds down I’ll post some of my favorite things, starting with my top 5 games from 2025. 1. Blue Prince 2. Silksong 3. Expedition 33 4. Lies of P: Overture 5. Hades 2 HMs: Pipistrello, Despelote, Donkey Kong Bananza, Lumines Arise, Deep Rock Galactic Survivor
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galaxy.fun/articles/february… We’re running tournaments in Galaxy now! Check it out!
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My magic rules hot take is that they should remove slow play cautions and give warnings immediately.
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