If you’re reading this, you’re probably losing a dumb Twitter argument with me and are now digging around to find something to insult me with. Try harder.

Waldport, OR
Joined July 2010
@BrandonPerna What’s the link to your coffee again?
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So many of these are just natural momentum, what are they supposed to do besides just not touch the QB ever?
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These have to be the softest RTP calls I have ever seen
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Sad that I’m fearful that a Lambeau Leap will be seen as taunting at some point by these soft ass refs
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“Um actually in Massachusetts the age of consent is” I don’t care. If you’re a taxpayer and you’re fucking a high schooler, you’re a piece of shit. Even if there’s no legal recourse (which I don’t even know if that ship has sailed yet), you’re still a piece of shit.
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“Okay, well, she was 6 months away from being 18 anyway, I don’t see anything wrong with Oney sleeping wi-”
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You know @BrandonPerna had a mini heart attack hearing “leverage” again 😂
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“Belmont’s Curse sucks because it’s too much like Dead Cells/Ori/whatever and not like SotN/Aria of Sorrow” okay now replace Belmont’s Curse with SotN, replace Dead Cells with Metroid and SotN with Castlevania 4. Congratulations, it’s the 90s again. You clown.
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Haven’t played the new Castlevania yet, but I find it funny how all the complaints could just as easily apply to the games they love. Y’all realize SotN and the like weren’t the first Castlevanias, right? The series always fucks with the formula, that’s what’s great about it.
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I don’t particularly search out baseball accounts outside of a couple I already follow, and of those none of them are Dodgers related, so…yeah, no clue. Not seeing anything from Brewers twitter or either of the AL teams, so not just general baseball either
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Why is my timeline filled with Dodgers fans having a meltdown over this series? I mean, I get why they’re doing it (and think it’s pathetic, but ya know), I just don’t know why Elmo thinks I wanna see it 🤷‍♂️
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Kinda funny how the same people that wanna ban violent video games are the ones saying “Hey kids! Let’s gather around the fireplace and watch the livestream of a public execution! Fun for the whole family!” Don’t you dare simulate death!…Because got the real thing baybeeeee!
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