Big blackcurrant cheesecake fan. Quite good until it's turned on, then blackcurrants and cream cheese fly everywhere!
South East, England
Joined April 2009
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I swear that the minute hand on my analogue clock is moving at the same speed as the second hand used to when I was younger.
Milk chocolate, marshmallows, Graham crackers, marshmallows, marshmallows, milk chocolate, Graham crackers.
That's not an ingredient list, it's Smores code.
@standupmaths Hi Matt, if take the sum of your name (without the space) Matt Parker, in ASCII decimal code, it equals 1019, which as you'll know is a Prime. So you could say that you are always in your prime!
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On the off-chance any of my old crew are still on here - I'm doing my first Ed Fringe show in 6 years! Last night (first of my run) sold out, so please prebook via @Gildedballoon to avoid disappointment! Xxx
A workaholic architect discovers a universal remote, and you would not believe what happens next!
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My favourite bit of Jurassic Park/world is when a large dinosaur is about to attack a human, but is then attacked and eaten by an even larger dinosaur. That's the best bit in all of the dinosaur films.
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I'm in Sandwich - not going to do a food pun - on Thursday, which is publication day for My Family: The Memoir paperback...
