#BREAKING The latest machinations are saying that Leafs fans, this game 7 is yours, embrace it #SIM10

#BREAKING I’m told the deal is Mc-DONE-agh. Confirming details. #SIM8

#BREAKING The Jack Johnson whispers have been upgraded to rumblings... #SIM7

#BREAKING Ian Cole to Arizona? Who even knows with them anymore. #SIM2

#BREAKING JVR? Makes you think. #SIM4

Niemi* Autocorrect is trying to block the truth. #SIM8

#BREAKING The market for a hot Antti Niemeyer is heating up. Both the Islanders and Hurricanes are in on him. Bergevin looking to get a second. Is either team desperate enough? Sources say they hear maybe. #SIM6

#BREAKING Patrick Maroon to LA? Sources say Drew Doughty no longer thinks he sucks at hockey. #SIM7

#BREAKING Pete Chiarelli has been calling Boston a lot. Mike Cammalleri could be a good cheap option. A sleeper option? Matt Moulson. The cap makes it complicated but anything is possible. #SIM4

#BREAKING Leafs looking at cheap RD options. I’m told Korbianian Holzer is being strongly considered for a late pick, possibly conditional. #SIM4

#BREAKING The Jets are angling hard for Max Pacioretty but the Habs know they’re desperate (Hoffman refusal, Nash, lol Kane) so they’re holding out. May get done but price (Carey?) is high. #SIM5

Are you ready for a Truth Attack?

#BREAKING Hold onto your ass and/or butt. #SIM12 #NotATypo

#BREAKING Sources told me five different teams have inquired about Bozak over the past 48 hours. Malkin? #SIM5

I feel attacked. You can’t hide the truth forever! #SIM8 xitter.cf/steve_dangle/status/96…

#BREAKING Malkin? #SIM3

#BREAKING: Josh LEAVE-O? Source says any day now. Calgary? #SIM8

#BREAKING The Oilers have had their eye on Alexei Emelin for a while. McDavid? #SIM4 xitter.cf/kikkerlaika/status/956…

#BREAKING Could the Sedin twins be the answer to the Oilers’ PK woes? Sources say not to rule it out. Whoa... #SIM4