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Joined March 2022
I don’t watch this but I’ve seen the clips, and if this little melt came at me like that, he’d be falling back faster than his hairline. Dreadful human. And I bet that dressing gown stinks.
Sneak Peek 🫣 Whispering puts Housemates on a warpath after the latest Eviction #BBUK
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I’ll never understand why wingstop etc are so popular, it’s literally the worst edible part of the chicken.
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Kindle 99p deals yielding some quality today:
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Having a very hungry day today 🐷 Just had two cheese on toast with Henderson’s relish on as a pre-tea snack…
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Homemade broccoli and cauliflower cheese soup. Looks awful, tastes tremendous, 10/10
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The soup maker is out. This is not a drill.
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When he rocks up to breakfast in camo gear and face stripes, it’s time to remove him for the safety of the other participants @BBC #TheCelebrityTraitors
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Claudia’s commitment to the autumnal scheduling should not be overlooked #TheCelebrityTraitors
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There’s a good chance blood pressure gets him before the turret gets near him #celebritytraitors
I've never seen anyone as on edge on a TV show as Ross Kemp on #celebritytraitors
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Please let Miranda go tonight #CelebrityTraitors
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SmartCaz retweeted
When does Kavanagh come on for City?
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Sir Jeremy Jacquet
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How shit are City - they incurred 114 charges to build a team that can only score as many past us as Lask can?
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Pre-season vibes. Worrying.
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Just finished the new series of #Time and oh my god! Jimmy McGovern has done it again 💔❤️
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Being a child actor at the BBC was exponentially more dangerous than a tiger pen, tbf.
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SmartCaz retweeted
Martinez is one of the biggest myths in football.
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Micah Richards repeatedly reiterating that City are appealing was comedy gold. So are loads of convicted criminals Micah, they’re still guilty and sitting in prison waiting on a hearing. At this point, they’re literally proven guilty until potentially overturned.
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