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Alec

@SmartAlec92

Aspiring ski bum. Penn State Forever.

 Washington, D.C.
Joined August 2010
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Closing the beltway and other major arteries around DC for any period of time, especially during rush hour, so that @POTUS @JoeBiden can get to a campaign dinner should be illegal. This is a 55 minute drive at this hour normally.
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If you’re gonna waste taxpayer dollars on your campaign, at least make it efficient and take the chopper @POTUS
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Everyone post your favorite pic from the trump presidency this is mine
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The black eyed peas really cemented themselves into bar mitzvah history with that mazel tov line
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Weddings too
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Our elected officials have put more effort into banning TikTok than they’ve put into taking measures to act against the school shooting epidemic devastating this country. They do not care about the kids. They care about keeping their pockets full. Sad.
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@WSJ27 Mar 2023
Breaking: Three children and three adults were killed in a shooting at a private elementary school in Nashville. The suspect was fatally shot by police. on.wsj.com/3TPrh8I

Nashville School Shooting Leaves Six Dead

Three children and three adults are killed at Covenant School; police fatally shoot 28-year-old suspect

wsj.com
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Hey @SpotifyUSA this new update to the home screen sucks so bad please roll it back @spotifydesign @SpotifyCares
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Woulda been funnier if the spy balloon was just a gender reveal gone wrong and it exploded pink dust when it was shot down
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Capitalism (Taylor’s Version)
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Enema of the State (Mark, Tom, and Travis’ version)
Nvm
Alec (@SmartAlec92) profile pictureAlec@SmartAlec9230 Aug 2014
I wanna be like kanye
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Alexa play levels
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Hey @Delta fuck your entire existence
Stay hungry. Stay foolish.
The line at @ChipotleTweets wrapped all the way around the store in Tyson’s today. Nature is healing.
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#texasforever
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I just notes appd my first nft how do I sell it
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Being good at golf must be so much fun #golf
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New York Rangers Fined $250,000. media.nhl.com/public/news/14…
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