
M: @SmallLady@kind.social The lion, the witch, and the audacity of this bitch
Vancouver, BC
Joined June 2009
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SmallLady retweeted
To help you take on Shadow Mewtwo, we’re giving away codes for Purified Gems if we reach 150k RT! To participate:
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If we reach our target, we’ll send participants a code for Shadow Raid–themed items!
SmallLady retweeted
I’m not paying $8 to tweet this

ALT twitter draft with overflowing characters saying: “If I were the obscenely rich owner of a barely functioning social platform that was falling apart at the seams due to my cruel, ill-thought-out, and possibly slightly illegal layoff rampage, I simply would not uhhh antagonize one of the platform’s most respected and beloved designers, mock his disability, and tweet his confidential medical conditions to my 130M rabid followers”
SmallLady retweeted
What’s in the box? 👀
You can RT and find out!
Roaming Form Gimmighoul can now be caught in #PokemonGO! We’re celebrating by giving away Gimmighoul-themed prizes!🥳🎉
To claim:
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You’ll get a code to redeem. Let’s GO!
SmallLady retweeted
General rule of thumb to live by — if the government is telling us not to worry, but arrests journalists covering the thing we’re being told not to worry about, then we should probably worry.
SmallLady retweeted
While we've got your attention: Desert Bus For Hope can now also be found on Mastodon at kind.social/@desertbus!
Shout-out to longtime friend of the bus @Texan_Reverend for running kind.social and providing folks with a safe & welcoming place to be.
SmallLady retweeted
every horse girl has a story about a guy who wanted to use her horse to impress his girlfriend
my new app cuts out the middleman by allowing girlfriends to connect directly with horse girls
I am seeking $5,000,000 from the sharks for a 5% stake in my company
SmallLady retweeted
The “ADHD is only a disorder because of capitalism” crowd forgets that we have ADHD on weekends too. It undermines how much we can struggle with daily life and just… folding laundry. Making food. Showering.
Just because you have ADHD and have no problem with this doesn’t mean-
SmallLady retweeted
After posting surveillance footage of a self-driving Tesla causing a major pileup, it appears that Ken Klippenstein's account is being restricted from search results—except if you already follow him.
On the left is a photo from my account. On the right is a burner account.
I obtained surveillance footage of the self-driving Tesla that abruptly stopped on the Bay Bridge, resulting in an eight-vehicle crash that injured 9 people including a 2 yr old child just hours after Musk announced the self-driving feature.
Full story: theintercept.com/2023/01/10/…
SmallLady retweeted
"Yeah? Well, um... I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I?"
- Dan Wootton, totally owning Prince Harry in the Mail
In other news, #sadlittleman is currently trending on Twitter
SmallLady retweeted
There's a harsh irony in a safety-equipment company that repeatedly risks the safety of its own workers. #BCLab
WorkSafeBC has fined Vitacore Industries Inc. for 'repeated violations' at its Burnaby manufacturing plants. Seven workers have been injured after being caught in machines that WorkSafe says weren't properly safeguarded. burnabynow.com/local-news/bu…
SmallLady retweeted
There are workers misclassified as managers to avoid paying them overtime in a huge percentage of Ontario’s workplaces.
Basically, if you regularly perform non-managerial tasks then you are not a manager for purposes of the overtime exemption, regardless of the title you hold.
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SmallLady retweeted
The conservatives in the @Alberta_UCP have also dropped “labour”. No longer a Ministry of Labour. Now it’s ‘Jobs, Economy, Northern Development’
They will come for Labor Day next. Call it Economy Day or something stupid like that.
SmallLady retweeted
okay but WHEN do i get my modern day greek pantheon film with @jackblack as dionysus??????
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Hmmm. I just had a bizarre experience, involving a global news organisation and a trillion dollar corporation. (I got caught in the middle, so... owch.)
It’s not the sort of experience the people involved usually talk about in public… so I think I’ll talk about it in public.
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