@SlyTang

mechEng nyc fab player TO for SDD, RiseAndStrive/roundpour, GBVSR/strive/sf6 hosted at: @WaypointcafeNYC (RIP) Team: @SaveDaDog discord SlyRyTang 🇲🇽🇵🇷

Joined March 2021
brain destroying device
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slapping your homie in the face then hitting the nae nae #beastmode
this might be one of the most deserved smacks i’ve ever seen
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its kinda crazy that hook is dominican cuz hes channeling every mexican father ever lately
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looked at an LL Kano list for the friday event at atl and it felt like the breeze at 6pm at the beach. it felt like seeing a high school friend again. like ordering your favorite dish at the childhood restaurant. i missed him.
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only way you can spin this to make sense is by assuming that financial goals riot set were so incredibly infeasible that even if pat+team made the game to "perform well" it wouldnt have hit riots standards, so the best thing they could do was try to capture lightning in a bottle
I cannot believe it but I think I have to side with the billion dollar company for this one wtf do you mean this guy legit took the BIGGEST opportunity for fighting games to expand and then just fucked around for 10 years.
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are any of my fighting game friends interested in joining me for a fab learn to play? i would be down to help cover ur entry + you would get a free deck from the store hosting (would be in like 2-3 weeks on a monday night in downtown)
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trust me the games really really good i only hate tweet about it so often because i really care about it that much
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SDD | SlyRyTang retweeted
Do you truly think Riot Games was going to make Brawlhalla? Do you honestly in your heart believe that Riot, who aspired but ultimately failed in cultivating a 2D tag fighter for both beginner and expert, would have not only been able to ideate & execute on a novel gameplay loop in the same way Brawlhalla does, but also lucky enough to have caught lightning in a bottle the same way Brawlhalla has with its playerbase? Are you truly suggesting that Riot's folly was not dumping tens of millions of dollars and manhours into pursuing Ubisoft's pure dumb luck? Because I find your reply equal parts vapid and pedantic. You haven't said anything, you've merely posted a screenshot and expected me to do all of the thinking for both of us. I'm simply not that charitable. Imagine if we were having a discussion about fire hydrants. Most are red...but sometimes they can be yellow as well! We can all (hopefully) agree that they're usually in the same sort of shape, but can have slightly different proportions or valves, depending on their use. Then, without provocation, someone yawps out: "Fire hydrants are also purple, and shaped like a Y!" While this technically CAN be correct, and I've no doubt there's one such fire hydrant that exists somewhere on the planet that you could possibly produce a picture of (as you have Brawlhalla's baffling playercount), I hope you would agree this person has ultimately said nothing, and has contributed to the conversation in a way that is not only unnecessary, but actively detrimental. It's a waste of everyone's time. Yes, fire hydrants can indeed come in many different colors. However, for the purposes of this conversation, we have ostensibly agreed to bind ourselves to a social code wherein we respect each others intelligence enough to not simply blurt out the first thing that comes to mind, whether it be technically "correct" or not. Based on Riot's track record, I think expecting them to somehow jackpot on a wildly successful platform fighter out of nowhere is ludicrous, especially considering the place Brawlhalla inhabits within the larger platform fighter community. Riot's MO, historically at least, seems to involve taking understood genre conventions and tweaking them in ways that make players feel powerful, in control. LoL is smooth DotA, Valorant is smooth CS, etc. The whirling cogs of gameplay are greased with countless hours of thoughtful design and player testing. They're masters of efficiency and innovation, certainly but they are NOT inventors. They are artisans, but not auteurs. I don't believe Riot could ever accomplish such a task, nor should they ever be expected to, and frankly, I don't believe YOU believe they could or would either. To indignantly drop a Brawlhalla player count screenshot into my replies like a sopping newborn calf straight from its mothers womb is distasteful and unbecoming. What am I meant to do with this, I wonder? Why is it here? And the true tragedy of it all is that I don't think you know, either. Your fickle will is tainted with a perverse need to be seen, and heard, but not understood. Well, here's your vindication: That fire hydrant IS purple! Very cool.
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Replying to @SlyTang
I agree it’s a beautiful message: Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he’ll get his shit rocked
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SDD | SlyRyTang retweeted
Mastery Pack Assassin looks cool. My hot take is I don’t think people would be having as strong of an emotional reaction to it if recent heroes felt more impactful and if the Calling 100 leadup wasn’t already leaving a bad taste in people’s mouths. Frustration cascades.
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on some real shit this company NEEDS to hire an actual social media front person or something we cant keep having jw tweeting at people calling them stupid for not seeing LSS's flawless design vision
Replying to @mat_matfe3
Last set that featured Assassin was HNT (Jan 2025). Last set that featured Ranger was SEA (May 2025). I understand you like Ranger... but your argument is weak.
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we should never have allowed society to develop in albany
Deception, disruption, and disease await in Mastery Pack Assassin and Armory Deck: Dr. Mortimer, in stores November 13, 2026! 🗡️ Read more about Mastery Pack Assassin: buff.ly/hVWdc4f Read more about Armory Deck: Dr. Mortimer: buff.ly/x5RUfCb
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imagine going to bat like this over tokon of all games
the comments on that tokon video are smth else
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“You have successfully installed Deadlock.”
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Replying to @fabtcg
@FaB_Foundry @james_white Idk if you guys know this but there’s an additional space at the Marriott marquee about 13,000 sq ft available that weekend! Happy to put you in touch with there rental department if you want to expand to meet demand. Or maybe we’re all bots who knows.
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Herald of Hope #fabtcg #artㅤㅤㅤㅤ
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Replying to @Evoleodev
Dante placed the indirferents in the antechamber of Hell.
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This is exactly what my nightmare idea of Testing House looks like. 😬
I knew buying another Talishar machine (iPad) this trip would pay off
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why is there no ethical way to get from Brooklyn to Queens
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