Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III

"This is Berk. . ." Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the Third, Dragon Rider 🐉 Lewd RP Account 🐉 Bi, Hard Gay Lean 🐉 Verse Switch 🐉 Multiship

// I owe several DMs, I promise I'll try to get to them soon, I've just been mentally all over the place 😭

Maybe not. But some servants definitely heard them. He could just ask them.

That's about what he thought.

Would Ozai rather have him publicly confirm that the fire lord is getting fucked by someone his son's age?

Easy, he gets on all fours and someone bends Ozai over him. A totally plausible thing that totally happened.

Can confirm. He was the table.

"You could at least have me in your contacts as 'the hot pervert' or something. I'd settle for 'the pervert who really likes dragons' or something, even."

Wow. Rude.

// Working on a costume, gonna be pretty absent tonight.

// Finally got my flu and covid shots, can't wait to ache all over tomorrow lol

His nights tend to be messy, especially if he doesn't have a hole to blow his load(s) in...

// 💭 Werewolf Hiccup...

POV: the Viking decided you'd look even better knocked up <3

// Sorry for being spotty on here, work has been kicking my butt 😭

"No, no! Just - no one said anything. No one's talking about you. So just - you can just go now. Bye." Poor Hiccup, he just couldn't help the slight blush on his cheeks. Why did Snotlout of all people have to be such a beefcake?

Jack convinced him to do this...

// Trying to gradually get to responses, been a busy couple of days

"Odin's ghost, of course you'd show up now. You didn't hear a thing, mind your own business-"